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[thelittlestbub]

[This post is locked to all the HoAers, and a few outsiders - Michael, Lucifer, Blaine, Walter. She's doing a mass post, because calling all of you individually is a pain in the butt.

And Tony's included, even though he has his fancy schmancy armor. He needs this anyway.]

Hey, over the next couple of days, could everyone stop by the meeting room downstairs? I've got a project going and need everyone to stop by.

No nudity will be involved unless asked for.

... Except you, Tony.

And, seriously, this is actually pretty important, so you guys need to stop by.

Deadpool, I need you to go on a supply run. I've got a list for you and the cash.

Loki, this includes you.

Any questions?

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[thelittlestbub]

Because I'm making you an awesome coat of awesome in which to put weapons and various other things with which to kick ass?

[It's honestly because she trusts you.]

And there's ice cream on the list.

[the_dead_pool2]

I do like awesome coats of awesome, though Matrix style isn't usually how I roll. You got some 'splaining to do sparky.

[He sighs, it shouldn't be that much of an issue he supposed. He would have to do some manly and violent stuff soon. Ice cream boy was not jiving with him]

Of course there is. I already assumed that.

[thelittlestbub]

They're X-Men standard issue. Or will be once I depose Scott and run the X-Men the right way.

[... She might be serious.]

Well, yeah. I have man pain. This means rocky road. Duh.

[the_dead_pool2]

Uh huh, and I'm more like a part time troublemaker then an actual X-men remember?

[He might wear it, because he does enjoy switching it up from time to time]

Couldn't we just find you a suitable handsome lad?

[thelittlestbub]

I'm making you an X-Man. I'm the last X-Man, I get to do it and anyone who wants to argue can step up.

[Again, she's serious.]

And there are different designs. You don't have to wear the trench.

[Then she grimaces.]

Yeah because dating flatscans has worked out so well for me, huh?

[the_dead_pool2]

Alright in our alternative reality, I'll be an x-men.

[Totally pleased by this, but hiding it]

Well I have had a lot of fetish mask comments. The trenchcoat would probably earn me the moniker 'The Pervert'

[He shrugs]

Maybe don't think of them as such, after all, we got all sorts, and a whole bunch who don't even know about mutants. I don't really keep tabs on the cornation street of your dating life, but maybe just chill and have fun.

[thelittlestbub]

Like I said, different designs. Besides, it's unstable molecules. That makes it awesome right out the gate.

[Pause. Thinking...]

Did you need a new suit?

[She shrugs.]

Kenzo decided that right after Magneto died was a perfect time to tell me I was handling everything wrong. So, ya know, giving up on men.

[the_dead_pool2]

Oooooo, unstable. You are playing my song.

[Cautiously]

...Yes?

[He waves his hand dismissive of this]

Well, you should know men are idiots. Probably was too soft for you anyway. Try to date a badass next time, or maybe a chick. That'd be pretty hot.

[thelittlestbub]

What did you think I was making them out of? I'm not making the by hand. Modifying, yes. Making? Hell no. And, I'll make you a couple of suits as a bonus for being my delivery boy.

[She's teasing. Mostly.]

Eh, next time I'll put them through the Wolverine test. If they can deal with me channeling Logan, then, ya know, maybe I'll consider it. And sorry, Pool. Not into chicks.

[the_dead_pool2]

Neat, well there should be some fringe benefits or something.

[Really as long as he gets swag, its all good]

Sounds healthy enough to me. Come on though, you don't know until you've tried.

[thelittlestbub]

[Eyeroll.]

There are always benefits to doing me favors.

[A soft snort.]

I have tried and I'm not giving you any of the details.

[the_dead_pool2]

That sounds vaguely perverted.

[Eyes brighten considerably]

Oh come on now, you can't just drop a bomb and then not like explain the damage, that is cruel and unusual, and I will be seeking legal jurisdiction to release this information. The people, AKA me, have a right to know these details. Nay, I will go further and say it is your moral duty to do so.

[thelittlestbub]

Only vaguely?

[She was going for full on perverted. She'll try harder next time.]

What? It was Paris. I was young, unattached, and enjoying myself. That's all you need to know.

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, it could have been better. Like 'when you are good to mama, mama is good to you' thats a classic.

[Yeah she will]

Ooooo, French girls. Good choice, they do know how to use their tongues. Was she a blond, brunnette, redhead, skinny, busty, dominator, dominatee. Spill.

[thelittlestbub]

Nah. That's a bit too cheesy for me.

[Sigh.]

Her name was Bernadette. She had electric blue hair and a nose ring. We spent a few nights clubbing together and then made out on the steps of Notre Dame.

[Classy, Jubes.]

I figured it out it wasn't my thing. She was cool and let it go. Satisfied?

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah, not particularly your style, but still a classic, regardless.

Sweet, sounds naughty.

[He nods]

About as satisfied as I can be.

[thelittlestbub]

Does that mean you're ready to come pick out your coat style, and colors, and your uniform colors before doing a store run for me, or do I need to make something up about Monet and me?

[the_dead_pool2]

I'm not going to say no but its not necessary.

[thelittlestbub]

[Eyeroll.]

I'll write you fanfiction.

[the_dead_pool2]

Whatever tickles your fancy, sparky.

[He shrugs, he was over it]

[thelittlestbub]

If we're done? There are measurements to be taken.

[the_dead_pool2]

Yeah yeah.

[And he makes his way down, forgoing the teleportation. No sense in getting lazy about it all]

[thelittlestbub]

[She's finishing up lists, and on the phone to a Thai place, because she needs sustenance, and she tips well. The unstable molecule machine is out, and there are other supplies scattered all over. There's also two trench coats hung up next to each other. One, is her signature yellow. The other is Black with red, silver and a very familiar purple on it.

She tucks a piece of candy into her mouth, and makes a note on a sheet of paper next to her.]

Hey 'Pool. C'mon over.

[the_dead_pool2]

[If he notices the other jacket, he doesn't say much about it. He walks on over and peeks down at the paper]

So whats all this random business about?

[thelittlestbub]

[It's because he's awesome. Obviously.]

I was thinking, when I was cleaning out my coat and doing an inventory.

[Like she does every month or so.]

Other people need coats like mine. I mean, I carry just about everything but the kitchen sink in it and that's because I haven't found one small enough to go in it. And you never know when that stuff'll come in handy.

[A shrug.]

So, I'm making them for folks I can trust with unstable molecules.