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[thelittlestbub]

[This post is locked to all the HoAers, and a few outsiders - Michael, Lucifer, Blaine, Walter. She's doing a mass post, because calling all of you individually is a pain in the butt.

And Tony's included, even though he has his fancy schmancy armor. He needs this anyway.]

Hey, over the next couple of days, could everyone stop by the meeting room downstairs? I've got a project going and need everyone to stop by.

No nudity will be involved unless asked for.

... Except you, Tony.

And, seriously, this is actually pretty important, so you guys need to stop by.

Deadpool, I need you to go on a supply run. I've got a list for you and the cash.

Loki, this includes you.

Any questions?

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[thelittlestbub]

[It's because he's awesome. Obviously.]

I was thinking, when I was cleaning out my coat and doing an inventory.

[Like she does every month or so.]

Other people need coats like mine. I mean, I carry just about everything but the kitchen sink in it and that's because I haven't found one small enough to go in it. And you never know when that stuff'll come in handy.

[A shrug.]

So, I'm making them for folks I can trust with unstable molecules.

[the_dead_pool2]

Are you forgetting how much stuff I can store on me without the use of a coat?

[He knew how to strap stuff to himself, and hide weapons like a champion]

So basically you are making a trench coat mafia?

[thelittlestbub]

Nope, not at all. But think of it this way, if they think you're hiding everything in your coat, they won't search your person now will they?

[She snickers.]

I told you: there's quite a few designs to choose from. Pick one.

[the_dead_pool2]

That... makes perfect sense to me actually.

[He pauses and considers, and then picks the most badass one, because well he liked being showy]

That one, because well its more kickass.

[thelittlestbub]

[Jubilee shrugs.]

I have good logic every once in a while.

[She plugs the design into the machine, sets it all up, gets the measurements and lets it go.]

How many hidden pockets do you want?

[50 gabillion was not a proper answer.]

[the_dead_pool2]

Actually, if it makes sense to me you may want to reconsider. Just sayin'

[He thinks about that]

As many as possible?

[Bam, vague answer is vague]

[thelittlestbub]

Ya know, you're not nearly as screwed in the head as you let people believe, Deadpool. And, well, combat and secret ops are two things you have much more experience in than me.

[She nods, making a mark next to his name on the list.]

Jubilee special, coming up

[the_dead_pool2]

[Blink blink, ok what? Did sparky just suggest that I'm a sane individual? She must be on something Ice cream is what records suggest. Those devious bastards!]

I guess that is true.

[He was also going to be brutally murdering a chef tonight, but hey revenge and all]

Jubilee special is it?

[thelittlestbub]

[She waves at her yellow coat.]

Pick it up. That's a Jubilee special.

[The coat weighs somewhere between ten and fifteen pounds. Just from the crap she keeps in it.]