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[ace_of_knaves]

[The Joker is sitting in the bean bag chair. He's wearing an outlandish fur coat and a feathered fedora. In one hand is a glass of wine. The hyenas, Stan and Ollie, are crouched at his feet eating something that may or may not have once been a person.]

Nothing like surviving a plague to really make a fella think about his own mortality. Whatever shall we do if we find ourselves slipping outta this mortal coil, hmm?

[He smiles lazily into his glass]

Me? I'm working on my bucket list. Things to do before I kick the bucket.

...There's a funny phrase, eh? "Kick the bucket". Now where the heck do you suppose we got that from? Hanging? Kick the bucket away and you turn and spin and start to dance.

[He looks thoughtful a moment then blinks.]

Er. Anyhoo, where was I going with that thought before I so rudely interrupted myself? Ah, yes! The list!

[He looks meaningfully into the camera.]

What would you lot do if you had a week left to live? Think about it! Then do it. Thank me later, on the other side. Let nobody say old Joker doesn't care about his public.

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[hejhej]

[Oh lovely. The one who held up a gun to her atop of a building and gave her her Easter makeover. She proceeds with caution.]

Why live life with inhibitions reserved for your last week alive?

[She did whatever the hell she wanted all the time.]

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[ace_of_knaves]

You tell me!

I don't know!

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[hejhej]

It's pretty dumb.

And for pussies.

[ace_of_knaves]

Quite!

Live hard and fast cause it's all nonsense in the end anyway, aye? What's the worst that could happen?

[hejhej]

You die.

But what's the big deal.

[ace_of_knaves]

You die or someone else does.

But we're all going down into the Pinebox Palace someday, aren't we?

[hejhej]

[This conversation took a turn for the uncomfortable.]

Other people should die only if they deserve it.

[ace_of_knaves]

And who deserves it?

[hejhej]

Sadists, rapists, the world's most despicable people.

[ace_of_knaves]

Oh, indeedly. Those folks are easy.

But what about people who live life selfishly?

[hejhej]

What do you mean?

[ace_of_knaves]

What about people who flit about day to day with complete disregard for anyone's safety? Yanno, the ones who get everyone hurt?

[hejhej]

They too.

[ace_of_knaves]

Really? The ones who lack inhibition deserve it?

[hejhej]

Well I did say death was the worst that could happen.

It'd come full circle.

[ace_of_knaves]

Worst or best?

Oh, you poor, confused thing.