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sirenspull2012-06-07 01:17 pm
ace_of_knaves) wrote in sirenspull2012-06-07 01:17 pm
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[The Joker is sitting in the bean bag chair. He's wearing an outlandish fur coat and a feathered fedora. In one hand is a glass of wine. The hyenas, Stan and Ollie, are crouched at his feet eating something that may or may not have once been a person.]
Nothing like surviving a plague to really make a fella think about his own mortality. Whatever shall we do if we find ourselves slipping outta this mortal coil, hmm?
[He smiles lazily into his glass]
Me? I'm working on my bucket list. Things to do before I kick the bucket.
...There's a funny phrase, eh? "Kick the bucket". Now where the heck do you suppose we got that from? Hanging? Kick the bucket away and you turn and spin and start to dance.
[He looks thoughtful a moment then blinks.]
Er. Anyhoo, where was I going with that thought before I so rudely interrupted myself? Ah, yes! The list!
[He looks meaningfully into the camera.]
What would you lot do if you had a week left to live? Think about it! Then do it. Thank me later, on the other side. Let nobody say old Joker doesn't care about his public.
Nothing like surviving a plague to really make a fella think about his own mortality. Whatever shall we do if we find ourselves slipping outta this mortal coil, hmm?
[He smiles lazily into his glass]
Me? I'm working on my bucket list. Things to do before I kick the bucket.
...There's a funny phrase, eh? "Kick the bucket". Now where the heck do you suppose we got that from? Hanging? Kick the bucket away and you turn and spin and start to dance.
[He looks thoughtful a moment then blinks.]
Er. Anyhoo, where was I going with that thought before I so rudely interrupted myself? Ah, yes! The list!
[He looks meaningfully into the camera.]
What would you lot do if you had a week left to live? Think about it! Then do it. Thank me later, on the other side. Let nobody say old Joker doesn't care about his public.