Seventeenth Frost -- Accidental Video

[icy_heavens]

[When the feed comes on, it’s pretty clear it’s not on purpose. The screen is mostly looking up at the sky, though the corner of it seems to catch something made of ice. Just off screen, a pair of voices can be heard arguing.]

Get off me, stupid.

No. I like it here. You're comfy.

[An indignant huff.] Well, you're not. Move; I can't do anything like this.

You don't have to do anything. Just lay there and stay still. [Sounds of shuffling.] Is that better?

No. You know I hate that. I said get off, Bedwetter.

My bed's been dry for AGES!

Only because you've barely been in it the past two weeks. [A sound like there’s some sort of physical struggle going on.

[And then a thud.] Ow! Shirou-chan, you're being too rough!

[The feed cuts about here, perhaps fortunately.]


[[OOC: Forward-dated to early tomorrow morning because we are horrible people who can't wait. Friends and trolls everywhere come and embarrass them. Hinamori is purple, and Hitsugaya is green. Anyone who gets shown the ice scuplture will see this.]]

Comments

[icy_heavens]

And more disgusting, unfortunately.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Yes, he has a bad habit of misinterpreting things on purpose, for his own amusement.

[icy_heavens]

And encouraging others to think the same.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Again, I apologize.

[ William calls into the next room, where Grell is: ]

Grell Sutcliff. Get in here and apologize to Hitsugaya and Hinamori, yourself. I should not be having to do this for you.

[icy_heavens]

Eh. Asano is an idiot regardless.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

I do not have sympathy for him. He continuously allows Grell to manipulate him.

[icy_heavens]

[Hitsugaya has no sympathy for the guy, either. He's annoying as hell.]

Why anyone's mind can assume something like that just from part of a stupid little argument . . . [He blames it on people having sick minds. Not the fact that Hinamori wasn't the only one to miss how suggestive-sounding the argument was until someone pointed it out. Surely he's not just naive about these things!]

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Some people only have one topic on their minds. Unfortunately.

[icy_heavens]

And refuse to let go of it even once the real explanation is given.

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

It is something you simply have to get used to when dealing with Grell Sutcliff.

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[deathknellgrell]

[ Calling back ]

I'm sorry your friend is a pervert!

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

That is not what I meant.

[deathknellgrell]

I'm sorry HIS friend is a tart!

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

[ Walking into the other room and smacking Grell good and hard. ]

If you are not going to apologize properly, then shut up.

[deathknellgrell]

GAAAAAAAAAAH!

[ Holding his head ]

There's no need for that!

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

You brought it upon yourself.

[deathknellgrell]

Somebody needs to have a bit of fun at his expense! Snot-nosed, arrogant child!

[gtfo_mypersonalspace]

Whether or not you like Hitsugaya, you can at least show me respect by being courteous to my friend.

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[icy_heavens]

[Predictably unamused.] I think you're a little confused about who the pervert is.

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[deathknellgrell]

I don't do bathroom stuff, sweetie.

That's a bit out there, even for little me~♥

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[icy_heavens]

[Twitch, twitch. No yelling, no yelling; that's what he wants.] You're the one assuming that there can't be any other damned explanation to what you heard than something that disgusting.

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[deathknellgrell]

Tut tut, your secret's out, little boy.

You like dirty girls.

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[icy_heavens]

[Good thing Grell doesn't know about the mud fight the two of them had a month ago.]

[Oh, for the love of --] She didn't understand what you were talking about when she said that.

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[deathknellgrell]

But she does now?

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[icy_heavens]

[Yes, because you made it necessary for him to explain it to her, you damned stupid bastard! Ahem.] After I had to explain to her what you've been implying, yes. Which is why she's been trying to tell you that we don't do those repulsive things.