sirenspull | Seventeenth Frost -- Accidental Video

[When the feed comes on, it’s pretty clear it’s not on purpose. The screen is mostly looking up at the sky, though the corner of it seems to catch something made of ice. Just off screen, a pair of voices can be heard arguing.]

Get off me, stupid.

No. I like it here. You're comfy.

[An indignant huff.] Well, you're not. Move; I can't do anything like this.

You don't have to do anything. Just lay there and stay still. [Sounds of shuffling.] Is that better?

No. You know I hate that. I said get off, Bedwetter.

My bed's been dry for AGES!

Only because you've barely been in it the past two weeks. [A sound like there’s some sort of physical struggle going on.

[And then a thud.] Ow! Shirou-chan, you're being too rough!

[The feed cuts about here, perhaps fortunately.]

[[OOC: Forward-dated to early tomorrow morning because we are horrible people who can't wait. Friends and trolls everywhere come and embarrass them. Hinamori is purple, and Hitsugaya is green. Anyone who gets shown the ice scuplture will see this.]]

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[Sigh.] I never said we couldn't keep her.

[He can't deny Hinamori something that's made her so happy. He just objects to the name.]

[See, he knows how to manipulate you now. He will use it to his advantage, eventually. Because he's an asshole like that.]

Then I will move her things into Hinamori-fukutaichou's room.

[Turn, then turn back.]

I took the liberty of scheduling her for an exam. I will, of course, pay for it.

An exam? [Oh, a veterinary exam. But she'll roll with her original impression, because it's cuter.] Don't worry; Shirou-chans are very smart. I'm sure you'll pass with flying colors. [Still talking to the kitten, obviously.]

[Keep that up, and you'll piss him off in a bad way, Kuchiki. That's using Hinamori as a tool. Which is being an asshole more to her than to him and he will get up in your face about it in a very unfunny way.]

Of course.

[He almost wants to put his face in his hands when Hinamori starts talking about how smart "Shirou-chans" are. But he's been undignified enough today to last him for months. So his shoulders just sag a little.]

[He will only use his powers for good.]

I will give you directions.

[He'll turn for the house.]

Hitsugaya-taichou, Hinamori-fukutaichou.

[And he'll just head into the house and be amused and put the kitten's stuff in Hinamori's room.]

[She carries the kitten over to Hitsugaya-kun.] You want to say hello? ['Cause either way, you are. Said kitten is getting balanced carefully on Hitsugaya's head.]

[... He doesn't even know why he's surprised that Hinamori puts the kitten on his head. She's carefully balanced, but he can feel tiny paws poking at his hair. He doesn't move, not wanting the little thing to fall off. And also just plain not knowing what the hell to do.

[Which the kitten seems to take as an invitation to lie down and curl up on top of his head. He can feel the little contented sigh. Okay, no. This is ridiculous.

[Carefully and gently, he lifts the kitten off his head.] My head is not your pillow.

[The kitten just mews at him and tries to reach out her little paws again.]

Awww, she knows a kindred spirit when she sees one. [She's not even the slightest bit teasing here. Just being honest and enjoying her two Shirou-chans together. She reaches over to pet the kitten in Hitsugaya's hands.]

[A bit of eyerolling here.] Right. I'm sure we have so much in common.

[The kitten had started to purr when Hinamori petted her, but now she's scrunching her face up a little, almost as though she's trying to mimic his expression. It's like she knows.]

[Hinamori just laughs.] Well, apparently she shares your passion for sleeping, if that's anything to go by.

[Flat look.] She's a cat. They sleep a lot; it's nothing special.

Seventeenth Frost -- Accidental Video

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