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sirenspull2012-05-26 01:44 pm
ornerycaps) wrote in sirenspull2012-05-26 01:44 pm
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YOU WOULD THINK THEY WOULD HAVE A CURE FOR ALL THIS SPREADING SICKNESS ALREADY.
IT MUST BE SPREADING LIKE THE SPARKLEDUST THAT EVERYONE LIKES SO MUCH UNTIL THE CROWD GOES INTO ALARM FROM THE TERRORIZING RASH THAT INEVITABLY PRESENTS ITSELF WITH A HOT PIPING PLATE OF FUCK YOU.
IN THIS CASE THE SPARKLEDUST IS ONE OF THOSE LIGHT CAGES THAT LURES THE POOR SOON TO BE DEVASTATED TINY BUZZER THAT BUZZES AROUND LIKE EVERYTHING IS THEIR BUSINESS.
BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING, THIS IS JUST A MASSIVE PILE OF SHIT.
ADMIT IT, THE HOSPITAL IS NOTHING BUT A GATHERING OF THE SADDEST PUDDLES OF FLUID ACCUMULATING ON THE FLOOR AS WE SPEAK, FLOODING THE WHOLE STAFF WITH THEIR SICK OOZE GATHERED INTO A SHIT HOLE OF A RESPITEBLOCK.
I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS, I'M SURE EVEN AFTER ALL THAT I'LL JUST GET A BUNCH OF LUNATICS ASKING FOR MORE LAB SQUEAKERS TO TEST ON.
IN THAT CASE FUCK YOU.
ANYWAYS, THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS CAN IGNORE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY NEXT.
I'M JUST ASKING MY TEAM TO CHECK IN.
AND BY THAT I DON'T MEAN NITRAM BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE DOING A STELLAR IMPRESSION ON WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE SICK.
SO WHY DON'T YOU TRY NOT TO DO THAT SOON BEFORE WE REALLY HAVE TO DRAG YOUR ASS TO THE SORRY BUILDING.
AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO PRETEND THAT YOU'RE OKAY FOR THAT GOLDEN STAR I WILL *NOT* BE PASSING OUT TO ANYONE.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
I'LL MAKE YOU ANSWER TO ME THE WAY I COULD SEE YOU IF I HAVE TO.
[ he's a hypocrite who is very sick. it's true. being karkat is hard. ]
I'M SURE SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BYPASS ANY SORT OF CHECK UP OR WHATEVER
SO DON'T EVEN PRETEND YOU'RE OK
FUCK, I ALREADY SAID THAT.
WHATEVER, THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE MATTER.
IT MUST BE SPREADING LIKE THE SPARKLEDUST THAT EVERYONE LIKES SO MUCH UNTIL THE CROWD GOES INTO ALARM FROM THE TERRORIZING RASH THAT INEVITABLY PRESENTS ITSELF WITH A HOT PIPING PLATE OF FUCK YOU.
IN THIS CASE THE SPARKLEDUST IS ONE OF THOSE LIGHT CAGES THAT LURES THE POOR SOON TO BE DEVASTATED TINY BUZZER THAT BUZZES AROUND LIKE EVERYTHING IS THEIR BUSINESS.
BUT THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING, THIS IS JUST A MASSIVE PILE OF SHIT.
ADMIT IT, THE HOSPITAL IS NOTHING BUT A GATHERING OF THE SADDEST PUDDLES OF FLUID ACCUMULATING ON THE FLOOR AS WE SPEAK, FLOODING THE WHOLE STAFF WITH THEIR SICK OOZE GATHERED INTO A SHIT HOLE OF A RESPITEBLOCK.
I FORGOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS, I'M SURE EVEN AFTER ALL THAT I'LL JUST GET A BUNCH OF LUNATICS ASKING FOR MORE LAB SQUEAKERS TO TEST ON.
IN THAT CASE FUCK YOU.
ANYWAYS, THE REST OF YOU IDIOTS CAN IGNORE WHAT I HAVE TO SAY NEXT.
I'M JUST ASKING MY TEAM TO CHECK IN.
AND BY THAT I DON'T MEAN NITRAM BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE DOING A STELLAR IMPRESSION ON WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE SICK.
SO WHY DON'T YOU TRY NOT TO DO THAT SOON BEFORE WE REALLY HAVE TO DRAG YOUR ASS TO THE SORRY BUILDING.
AND DON'T EVEN TRY TO PRETEND THAT YOU'RE OKAY FOR THAT GOLDEN STAR I WILL *NOT* BE PASSING OUT TO ANYONE.
THIS IS IMPORTANT.
I'LL MAKE YOU ANSWER TO ME THE WAY I COULD SEE YOU IF I HAVE TO.
[ he's a hypocrite who is very sick. it's true. being karkat is hard. ]
I'M SURE SOME OF YOU HAVE BEEN TRYING TO BYPASS ANY SORT OF CHECK UP OR WHATEVER
SO DON'T EVEN PRETEND YOU'RE OK
FUCK, I ALREADY SAID THAT.
WHATEVER, THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY ON THE MATTER.
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I THINK WE NEED TO GET BACK ON POINT HERE.
OH WAIT, WE DON'T SEEM TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE BECAUSE YOU RESPONDED WITH NO SUBSTANTIAL INFORMATION WORTH LISTENING TO.
I'M NOT WASTING MY TIME ON YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?