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[crowsicle]

[Though usually talkative, Davesprite only has two lines to post today.]

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

[[OOC: Permissions post here for those who want to opt into his typing quirk. Otherwise I reply with plain Courier.]]

Comments

[crowsicle]

goddammit john
this is ridiculous people dont literally die of shame
they dont even get contrition sniffles
that is not even close to being a thing that happens
also fuck off
im fine
even if it was a thing

[prankmaster]

if you're fine, then why are you stuck in a hospital?

[crowsicle]

because bro is watching me
like a hawk fucked a laser eye correction facility and had an ironic shinobi baby
genetically locked onto the color orange
and the baby is bro

[prankmaster]

that is single-handedly one of your worst metaphors yet.
what even.