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[crowsicle]

[Though usually talkative, Davesprite only has two lines to post today.]

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

break me out of pediatric ward
will pay with body

[[OOC: Permissions post here for those who want to opt into his typing quirk. Otherwise I reply with plain Courier.]]

Comments

[crowsicle]

okay
well
when you get a chance add sterile to it
do you normally type like this

[motioned]

probbly

[crowsicle]

just wondering
guess your duck doesnt have spellcheck

[motioned]

i'm a bad speeler i think

[crowsicle]

its ok
youre like an exchange student
from the past

[motioned]

what

[crowsicle]

exchange students
theyre like
two schools who like each other very much
sometimes give each other presents
of students

[This conversation continues to be a shining example of coherency.]

[motioned]

im not a gift

[Yep.]

[crowsicle]

but thats why they call it the present

[...Yup.]

[motioned]

but i just said im not prsent

[crowsicle]

youre here now
for a given value of now

[motioned]

what valu

[crowsicle]

the three ninety nine value meal
of life
its a metaphor because mcdonalds sucks
and the present sucks too

[motioned]

[A few minutes pause.]

so

i suck?

[crowsicle]

what
no
time shenanigans suck
and also being stuck in hospitals
youre ok

[motioned]

[Another long pause.]

me = exchage student
exhange stdents = presents
presents = suck??

[crowsicle]

oh my god
why are you doing this to me
fuck math right now
in the eye socket
the only thing you suck at is irony
and maybe spelling

1/3

[motioned]

sorry

2/3

[motioned]

wait

3/3

[motioned]

don't swear

[crowsicle]

jesus dicks i can curse if i want to
i get enough of that from the nurses here
hey
if they dont like it
why dont they let me out of this cesspit so i can go the fuck home

[motioned]

you have get better thats why

[crowsicle]

this sucks
i want to go home

[Can you tell even over text how he's rolled over and pulled the pillow over his head?]

[motioned]

once your beeter

[crowsicle]

i guess
sorry
i just
dont like these kinds of places
tell me whats going on in your life so i can stop thinking about it