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Special Agent Dale Cooper ([personal profile] philosopher) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-05-17 08:30 pm

[ voice ]

[The voice being recorded is both hushed (out of respect for the speaker's present environment) and weak (for reasons yet to be explained).]

Diane, it's... 6:36 pm on May 17, 2012. By my calculation, that means I've been asleep for... two hundred and seventy-nine months. Twenty-three years have passed since my last recording, Diane, and I have to say: I look pretty great for my age.

The last time I remember speaking to you, it was from the floor of my room at the Great Northern Hotel and I had just been shot. I don't remember a whole lot else, but the doctors tell me I've lost quite a bit of blood so that's to be expected. I feel both frustrated and grateful. Grateful to be alive, and frustrated because the investigation is facing yet another setback.

"Setback" may be an understatement. Diane, you are not going to believe this. As I just told you, it's been twenty-three years. That's twenty-three years in the blink of an eye. They tell me I've traveled through time, and that's apparently a common occurrence around here. Here being the city of Siren's Port, Canada - that's an island off the coast to the west of Vancouver, Diane. Have you ever heard of a place like that? I sure haven't.

The frustrating part is that my ticket was one-way. Preferable, yes, to the other one-way ticket I was facing - but gosh I really felt it. I was on the verge of something. Will I ever know who killed Laura Palmer?

[There's a pause and murmuring in the background, along with the squeaking of a cart being rolled into the room.]

- Ah, more on that later, Diane. Nurse Irene is here.

[Click.]
inthejunk: (bristle)

[action]

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-18 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a skinny teenager in a mask, instead. Who looks sort of put-upon, actually.]

Red or blue?
inthejunk: (Did you watch the midnight channel last)

Re: [action]

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-18 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon, you've really never seen that movie? No one ever laughs...

[Sigh. He holds up two cups of gelatin, with a shrug.]

You'd better be nice to me, or next time I'll only bring green.
inthejunk: (Did you watch the midnight channel last)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-18 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Clearly, he doesn't work in a hospital most of the time. Because at that question, he pulls the mask down and sniffs the gelatine thoughtfully.]

Hmm...it smells like dish soap. Uh. I mean, strawberry. I'm pretty sure it's strawberry.
inthejunk: (aw jeez...)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-18 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Yosuke nods and starts to reach for a spoon, but his face screws up, first.]

He-haku!- Aw, man...

[He sniffles, and pull the face mask back on, guiltily.]
inthejunk: (...Can I touch it?)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-18 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
...Thanks. Uh. I'll just, uh. Go grab one from the kitchen.

[And in that tone of voice that says the people in the kitchen are starting to give him dirty looks.] Again. [But he can't help being a little nosy, before he goes.]

Hey, they said GSW. Is it really?
inthejunk: (...Can I touch it?)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-18 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
A tick?

[He tilts his head a little, listening. Nope, he can't hear it. You sure about that?]
doeswhathewants: (Surprise)

permavideo

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-05-18 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Who is laura Palmer? ..... who is Diane?
needtobecleaned: (K - Empty)

[Voice]

[personal profile] needtobecleaned 2012-05-18 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
You are aware that what you are recording is being transmitted over the entire Newcomer network, correct?
deductives: (oh that's not a pleasant smell)

[voice]

[personal profile] deductives 2012-05-18 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
FBI, I take it.

[It's a bit of a cold greeting; Sherlock doesn't have the best reputation with the CIA at the moment.]
inthejunk: (...Can I touch it?)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-18 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Nope, still confused. Sorry Coop, you're talking to a city boy.]

Oh. Did it hurt?
needtobecleaned: (K - Come at me)

[personal profile] needtobecleaned 2012-05-18 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
This place has a tendency to surprise you. My Connection Gear was not previously capable of communication prior to arrival, either.
doeswhathewants: (Smirky)

[personal profile] doeswhathewants 2012-05-18 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah- did you not realize? Your device is broadcasting to the network.

How embarrassing for you.
inthejunk: (Soba? It's in aisle three!)

[personal profile] inthejunk 2012-05-18 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[Man, you're tough for a guy with hair that neat.]

Hmm. Strawberry, right?

[He tosses the infected one away cheerfully, and coughs a little into one elbow. Luckily, the mask is on again, this time.]

I'll be right back.

[He even grabs a squirt of disinfectant and rubs it into his hands on the way out. He'll totally bring you some not gross gelatine, dude. Really. Or at least as un-gross as possible anyway. He wasn't kidding about the dish soap smell.]

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