mister_foppish: (☆ Cartoons are the absolute best ☆)
Pegasus J Crawford ([personal profile] mister_foppish) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-05-15 06:08 pm

001: [Video] Duel One - Greetings! 6pm

[A video blips on as he fiddles with his device, at long last making a steady connection to the netvice community. A silvery-haired fop is now on your network—Ready to do a little chit-chatting, Siren's Port?]

Oooo. This is just like out of one of those Sci-Fi shows, you know. How exciting. Can you all hear me? Well hello, hello there! ~☆

[Waves all friendly-like with a glass of wine in one hand, smiling winsomely.]

Good evening, good evening my dear friends. I do hope all of you are having a stellar evening, indeed. I'm…What is it they say? Newly Arrived? Oh, it's really all very strange. Very confusing. Why, I've been absolutely terrified!~

Also, I confess, a little exhausted.

[Fans himself briskly with one hand and sits up from what appears to be a posh-looking couch that most certainly wasn't in the Starter Apartments, letting forth a dramatic sigh.]

Well, since it appears we're going to be stuck here for a while why don't you let me tell you a little about myself so we might get to know each other better, hm?

My name is Pegasus J. Crawford, inventor of a wonderful card game called Duel Monsters, chairman and CEO of Industrial Illusions, and I come from America. California, to be specific. Ha, ha.~ It's a wonderful place, really.

[Giggles at that, as if telling the most amusing joke.]

Pleasure to make your acquaintance. ♡

But now that you know who I am, it's only fair that I should like to get to know all of you. So, boy do I have a little question for you, Siren's Port:

Do any of you like to play games? I invented one, you know. Maybe you could help lil' old me pass the time? A winner-take-all duel, you might say. The loser takes me out to dinner. Or, if you're so inclined, maybe show me around. I could really use a tour. How about it, hm?

[ooc: Action tags are welcome. He'll come skipping right out to meet and greet almost anyone if they're friendly enough. Don't expect him to walk too far though unless you call him a cab.

EDIT: Check/fill out this awesome PERMISSIONS POST here!]
themonarch: (Good people.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-05-18 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
[SLOW DOWN, CRAZY. SLOW DOWN.

Monarch just peeers at the screen, lifting a long eyebrow]
Are you talking about the cards thing? 'Cause I'm so not playing Candyland or whatever your game is with you, kay? I'm a little too involved in costumed business.

[he flourishes his hand, and his wings pop open dramatically.] I am The Monarch! You'll be hearing my name far more often soon enough, I assure you.
themonarch: (Stoned. Ripped. Twisted.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-05-19 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! as if The Monarch could ever be caught in someone's web! It is he who weaves the sticky threads of fate around his enemies and delivers the killing sting!

[guess who... doesn't actually know much about butterfly physiology. But whatever, he's loving the antagonism.]

You've got no chance! I've been playing the villainy game before you ever learned the rules to Go Fish. I'm a veteran!
themonarch: (Move confidently into their midst.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-05-21 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Besides... You don't even have a costume.
themonarch: (Right there in that fucking tub.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-05-31 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
The only thing I'm confused about is how you function on a daily - [wait what, where the hell did the lights - ?

OH WHAT THE HELL, WHY IS HE TIED UP?! Cue a wriggling freak-out!]
What the fu - ? Are you doing this?! How did you - ! YOU ASSHOLE, let me go! I so don't have time for your amateur bondage session, jackass! What the fuck is this?!
themonarch: (La llama es un quadrupedo!)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-05-31 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[oh just look at those eyebrows curl down in fear. That is one freaking huge, realistic illusion, and Monarch's pretty sure he's about to be sucked down into some spider's gullet. ...Or abdomen. Or whatever giant spiders have.]

Okay, okay! I'm listening! What do you want?! [still squirming, if he can just aim one of his wrists at the webbing...]
themonarch: (I felt like a Nazi.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-05-31 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, that's it, this froofy jackass just moved himself to the top of Monarch's new Loathe List. Monarch's eyes narrow sharply, everything in him resisting Pegasus' offhanded orders. Respect? Apology? Limits? He's The Monarch. Since when is he supposed to grovel for anyone?

But he's more quick-witted than Pegasus is giving him credit for, and believe it or not - there are times when he knows the value of patience. This little butterfly is going to be the thorn in someone's magenta-suited side, that's for sure, but in order for that to happen he can't be caught in a web.

So: on goes the friendly face.]
All right! I give! I get it! I totally should have... listened and everything! Or whatever! Bygones are bygones and all that crap! You were right! [craaaaaning his neck away from those fangs...]
themonarch: (FINISH THE FUCKING STORY!)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-05-31 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[there's a perfect storm of hatred and self-preservation brewing below Monarch's surface, psychotic loathing pitted against the desire to avoid a spidery death. On some level, he has to respect all this; Pegasus is fulfilling the role of a villain with flying colors. Just look at that form! That poise! That flawless, threatening speech coupled with an *actual* threat! ...On the other hand, he should never be on the receiving end of it, and it's really hard to step back and appreciate something that he's currently the victim of.

But damn does the use of his first name get his hackles up quickly. No on has called him that since college]
THAT IS NOT MY NAME, YOU FREAK OF -

[oh fuck he totally feels those fangs on his skin now, Jeeeeesus - ! Monarch looks like he's trying to stuff his whole body into his shoulders.] Hnnngh! Okay, OKAY! What do you want?! For us to fucking kiss on it?! A paper signed in blood?! Fine! Take it! You can have it! I agree! Just - stop this!
Edited 2012-05-31 15:53 (UTC)
themonarch: (You fucking whore.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-06-01 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[the moment he's pulled upright, still trussed up like a turkey, to stare into Pegasus' smirking, self-assured face... it takes everything in Monarch not to try and bite off the guy's nose. His eyebrows twitch and curl tightly, the same tightness in his voice. So the spider was an illusion. Did that mean this was all some mindfuck? How much danger was he really in?]

And exactly what does behaving mean to you? [sneering]
themonarch: (...Multiple felon perhaps.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-06-01 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
A truce, eh? [well, Monarch does know all about truces. He knows all about breaking them, mostly, but he's certainly made a few in his career. Some have even lasted longer than a few weeks. Hell, the one he'd had with Mantaclaws had ended up in a threesome with his wife. They'd even cooked him breakfast the next morning, which is really the most you can ask from any truce.

So a truce. A truce that he can eventually end the way he wants to.

Sure, he can swing with that.]
Right, yeah, no, I totally get it. Oh, you should see some of the things I've killed people over. Way less deserving. No need to justify it.

[the butterfly king smiles and tilts his head, a cheek twitch the only sign that the touch had irritated him.] Yeah, sure, what the hell. Truce. Let's start things off on the right wing.
themonarch: (Not yet - I want to study its habits.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-06-04 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Resources, huh. [something he could use, to tell the truth. He's without his funding, his wife or his men here. No sign of a Guild or even old enemies he can rely on. He's truly cut off. It's been making things difficult.

Monarch rubs his wrists once he's free, starting at Pegasus' offered hand. It would be so easy just to shoot the man full of poison darts for having dared to cross the Mighty Monarch...! But maybe there's something to be said about not being too hasty.]


Yeah yeah. We can give your gay little truce a shot. [he takes and shakes the hand, shrugging] Just don't expect too much all at once, 'kay? The Monarch doesn't operate like that.