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[learnyourplace]

[Rachel manages to startle herself while poking around at the appliances in her small, starter apartment. With her NV in one hand as she does, it comes as no surprise that she turns it on as she backs away from an exploding toaster.

Obviously, she shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen. It's probably a good thing she doesn't need to eat. There's a moment of her just looking at the counter top -- then at the NV and her head tilts a bit to the side.

It probably shouldn't be on.] Oh. [She fumbles with it, trying to turn off the feed and finally, fed up, tries to turn it off via angel mojo. She only succeeds in blowing up a lightbulb. She looks very put-upon, very frustrated, hiding a thread of fear underneath it. She is not ready to let other know she's here. That choice has been taken from her, because of her own carelessness.

... She still can't find the right button to push.]

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[learnyourplace]

How many of us are here? [Names keep being bandied about, but she's had no definitive list.]

[uberboned]

[He ticks them off on his fingers.] Me, Lucifer, and Michael. Castiel, Anna, and Zachariah. Balthazar was here for a bit, but he's gone. Then you've got everyone's favorite prophet. And a handful of demons, and oh yeah- the full set of Winchesters. I mean, all of 'em. Daddy, Mommy, Pinky, the Brain, and even Dean's is-he-or-isn't-he illegitimate kid.

[learnyourplace]

[She was really only interested in the angels, but the list is appreciated.] A good number, then. Any particular reason why, that you can see?

[uberboned]

All angels go to Canada? Beats the heck outta me.

[learnyourplace]

[It's dry:] I've never thought of Canada as a viable prospect for angelic afterlife.

[uberboned]

I was hoping for Bora Bora, myself.

[learnyourplace]

I suppose Canada is better that the alternative.

[uberboned]

I've always thought so. [No. He hasn't.]

[learnyourplace]

How long have you been here?

[uberboned]

Going on two years. Longest of any of us.

[learnyourplace]

[She wants to ask if it's worth it. If being in this place for a few extra years is worth the Darkness she's heard about.] We don't know who will come and go next, though, do we?

[uberboned]

[He sighs.] Nope. We just make the most of it. Besides, it's not so bad. Not too hard to carve out a decent life for yourself- I own a club, I've got a girl. It's like witness protection all over again.

[learnyourplace]

[Oh. Well. That's both reassuring and disheartening. Rachel searches for something to say to that.] A club?

[Please explain what that even is, Gabriel.]

[uberboned]

A night club. [Oh my God, Rachel. Crack open a travel guide or something. :|]

[learnyourplace]

... As opposed to a day club? [Help her out a little here, big brother.]

[uberboned]

Oh, Rachel. You have so much to learn, little sister.

[learnyourplace]

[Dryly:] So I've been told.

video; so you get my thread jack virginity fyi

[mulletrock]

He's not mine.

His mom made that pretty clear.

video; WOOT.

[uberboned]

Hey, Dean. There's this... little fact that I'm not really sure you're aware of. Goes kinda like this:

Women lie.

video; nbd. casually talking about casual sex in front of your dad and everyone.

[mulletrock]

[Don't say that to him hill be paranoid about it all over again.]

I'm not about t'take a paternity test.

[Not because he doesn't want to but because he knows either way he won't be able to handle the answer.]

Me and his mom were a two week fling and I used protection.

video;

[uberboned]

There's always that 1% failure rate.

video;

[mulletrock]

Yeah, 1%, I'm not buyin' it.

If he was really mine one of you assholes would've spilled the beans.

Stop tryin' t'psych me out.

video;

[uberboned]

This is me, backhandedly spilling the beans.

...Or am I?

video;

[mulletrock]

[This is something that's actually been bothering Dean. So you win, Gabriel. He's got no good come back but still doesn't believe you.

So you just get an irritated look before he turns off his feed.]