01 ( T E X T )

[prankmaster]

wow, uh, i think i'm really lost!
i don't even really remember how i got here.
this isn't another weird dream bubble, right?
i feel like we've encountered so many of those lately.
not that they're bad, but sometimes they just don't make any sense.
like right now.
i probably should wake up soon though.
i need to make sure jade hasn't eaten poor jaspersprite.


[ ooc. feel free to let me know if you don't want john's coloured text here! ]

Comments

[gunsling]

Wait...
JOHN???????????

[ That was all jake got from that... sadly. ]

[crowsicle]

yes???????????
fuck dude thats even more punctuation than the spider troll uses

[gunsling]

The who?
Whatever it doesnt matter!
The point is this is jades friend john who also happens to be jan--
Wait ignore that last part i didnt even mean to send that!

[crowsicle]

who happens to be what
janglingly stupid??
thats not even a word what the fuck
im not telling you shit unless you tell me what the sudden interest in my best friend is all about

[gunsling]

What?
Nothing ive just heard a lot about him from jade is all!

[crowsicle]

uh huh
anyway yes this is jades friend john who also happens to be my friend and roses too
for some reason
i guess maybe hes ok when hes not being a mindnumbing douche

[gunsling]

And shipping his friends together right.

[ Wait... he only covered three people there... One of them is Jade... not necessarily okay. ]

Who was he trying to couple together?

[crowsicle]

none of your goddamn business

[gunsling]

So what youre saying is i should get jade involved by asking her?

[crowsicle]

no fuck its seriously none of your business
its none of our business
jades a big girl she can make her own decisions about who she wants to future kiss or not or whatever its not a big deal

[gunsling]

Its most definitely my business!
It couldnt be my business any more than it already is.

[crowsicle]

wow you sicko do you have your eyes on jade harley
that is disgusting
shes THIRTEEN
or fourteen whatever

[gunsling]

[ SQU... I... CK ]

IM THE SICKO??
HAHA THATS REALLY FUCKING RICH!!!
WHAT KIND OF DEPRAVED FREAK WOULD EVEN IMPLY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?????????

[crowsicle]

good im glad we can finally agree on something
now gtfo pedobear

[gunsling]

WHY DONT YOU FIRST????

[ Jake, turn off the caps lock. ]

[crowsicle]

im not the one jerking it to middle schoolers you nasty fuck

[gunsling]

NO YOURE JUST THE DERANGED CREEPAZOID MAKING COMMENTS ABOUT PEOPLES GRANDMOTHERS!
THATS CLEARLY SO MUCH BETTER!!

[crowsicle]

[.........]

what

[gunsling]

[ ....

Oh look at that, Jake's NV somehow just got turned off. ]