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[ Lying across a hardwood floor is a robotic arm. It's sleek and shiny and looks well designed. Unfortunately for all its fancy looking gadgetry it's lying there like a dead fish. A socked foot pokes into the view of the camera from the bottom of the screen and nudges the arm. Once.... Twice...

And oh! Look at that, the fingers on the arm are twitching in strange, jerky motions. ]

Aha! Got it working. [ A scoffing sound. ] That wasn't that hard at all.

[ And now in those same weirdly jerky motions the arm lurches towards the foot and grabs onto the ankle attached. The camera pans down to watch its movements ]

Hey!

[ And starts climbing it's way up the calf. ]

Oh my god...

[ And gets up to the shorts, and seems to be moving on up. ]

HOLY SHIT! STOP THAT!!!

[ Well... it does only to start sparking like crazy. There's a yelp and arm is flung off the lap and goes flying into a wall before falling to the ground with a loud clatter. ]

.... Well so much for getting that to work right!

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sorry that didnt work out for you dude but masturbation day is already over

[ It's really just a shot of the wall and Jake's not actually in screen but... look at that lovely wall? ]

That's not what I was trying to do!

sure it wasnt
its ok man they cant all be oscar winners

I'm dead serious! I was just trying to get the damned thing to work right.

whats it supposed to do then
explode AFTER it undoes your fly
pyrotechnics make for a good show but you should probably keep a medic on hand

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[You know what gets these things to work a whole lot better? You not touching them]

You broke it.

[Guess who sounds the opposite of impressed? HE DOES. He needed that!]

[ Oops.... ]

Strider! I didn't see you there.

[ Ahaha... busted. :C ]

When did you...?

[ At least been there long enough to see Jake break it. ]

I'm not sure you should poke robot arms like that... Are you okay?

It's never been a problem for me before! But I seem to be in one piece none-the-less.

Do you-- poke things like that very often? [THAT SOUNDS VERY NOT SAFE...]

I'm glad you're alright, though.

Not that often.

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[ Jake....... every time she sees you you're in the process of losing your weenies. ]

Amigo, what are you even trying to do over there?!

[ IT'S NEVER HIS FUALT. ]

I was just trying to prod it into working a little!

Why you got a big metal arm running around by itself, anyway?! You're nuts! [ oh, the hypocrisy ]

It's not my metal arm. My roommate is the one that left it lying around like that.

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Jake?!

[Wow all she can see is a wall and some floor, this is totally helpful. You had better not be hurt, Mr. English.]

What in the Sam Hill is going on?

Jane!

[ His voice cracks a little as he says that. Oh... oops. ]

Nothing to worry about. I have it all under control at this point!

Yeah, you sure sound like it! Jeez, what are you even doing?

I was just messing around with one of Dirk's many robot bits he leaves lying around.

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Pardon Me What Do You Need To Be Fooling With A Robotic Limb For
Have You Lost One Somewhere

What? God no! Of course not.

[ Holding out both of his arms to they're in view of the camera. ]

Ok Then I Have No Idea What Exactly Is Going On Anymore
Maybe You Should Explain

It's just a piece of one of Dirk's many robots. He's got this awful habit of leaving the parts lying around when he's not working on them.

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laughing my fuckin ass off jake
never change ok

No real worries there. I wasn't actually planning on it.

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