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[tinyvampiregod]

[He's sprawled in Walter's bed, sheets mussed, a book barely dangling from his fingertips, inches away from the floor, pages fanning out around his pale, childish hand. The NV is on the floor, skewed to an angle, capturing both the book and the vampire on the bed in the tangle of sheets, who appears to not realize the device turned on when it hit the floor.]

The disgusting taste of that human food lingers. The desire to consume it was not my own, I'm sure of that. Tch. Even a fledgling knows not to eat human food.

It even overpowers the delicious memory of maiden Hellsing blood and the virile bouquet of my partner's lingering taste.

[He looks directly at the camera and smiles a sharkish smile. Nope. He knew it was on.]

Oops.

[ A shadow tendril clicks it off.]

Comments

[ Video foreverrrr ]

[integra_hellsing]

[ The look on her face clearly reads... well. It doesn't. She just sort of stares blankly into the NV, the only sign of her annoyance being the slight twitch of her left eye. ]

Idiot. Whose fault was that?

Re: [ Video foreverrrr ]

[tinyvampiregod]

Yours, if I recall.

[integra_hellsing]

I didn't stuff it down your throat. You did that to yourself.

[tinyvampiregod]

You enabled. I am but your servant, your weapon. Your intent pulls the trigger. Or .. in this case... fetches the ice cream and frosting.

[Video]

[bloodthirsts]

I told you so, Master. [Yes, Wrath has worn off but she is still annoyed!]

[tinyvampiregod]

No one likes a show-off, Police Girl. [He's a bit grumpy.]

[bloodthirsts]

I'm not showing off, I'm pointing out a fact!

[tinyvampiregod]

Angry little thing.

[ voice ]

[underachiever]

You need a real meal?

[He owes Seras so much after all the trouble this month. He can at least offer some blood to her master.]

[ voice ] Threadjack if you don't mind?

[angel_of_death]

No. He doesn't. And don't let the gluttonous bastard tell you otherwise.

[If he sounds at all flustered, it's because he is. Guess which partner Alucard was referring to, Shikamaru.]

[tinyvampiregod]

Rude.

[angel_of_death]

I'm just warning the hapless innocents before they tangle themselves into deals with you.

[He can't believe you just broadcasted how he and Integra tasted over the network. Of all the ridiculous things to do. Don't you realize John and Abraham could be watching?]

hahaha np

[underachiever]

[Despite overhearing the above conversation:]

I don't mind.

video; after nightfall

[theosen]

[ S'up, sparring bro. Guess who's out in the darkness as usual. ]

A tragic turn of events.

[ Does he sound amused? Why yes, indeed, he does. ]

[tinyvampiregod]

[Lucky bastard. They ought to hire their spares out as demolition experts.]

Entirely tragic.

ugh I am the slowest with tags x_x

[theosen]

[ You need an out to come and play, bro? He can provide. ]

Is there nothing that will erase the offensive savor?

[Video]

[brat_from_hell]

Aww, that's too bad. What are you going to do to get the taste out of your mouth?

[tinyvampiregod]

Drink someone else, of course!

[brat_from_hell]

You're not going to brush those sharp teeth of yours? That might help in the meantime and make you minty fresh for whoever you drink from.

[athermercy]

That was too much information, wasn't it?

[tinyvampiregod]

Was it?

[athermercy]

It sure sound like it.

voice;

[vestalvogue]

[Not sure if she's...not sure she wanted to know that, or more intrigued by what sounds like a brand new culture of vampire romance.

Or just trolling.]

I cannot tell if there is a legitimate complaint or simply a public dig at your partner taking place here.

[tinyvampiregod]

Both. Neither.

It's true.

[vestalvogue]

The part about food or the part about how blood tastes?