sirenspull | 11 | [Video] | BACKDATED to Monday 04/16, 10:06 am

[The feed opens to...black. The palm of a glove, in fact; the glove pulls away a moment later, the hand having been employed in the task of positioning the NV for broadcast. What it shows is a clean, modern conference room; anyone who has been a guest of Violet Systems will likely recognize the decor of its facilities. Sephiroth comes into view a moment later, dressed in his uniform and looking every inch the General that he is as he sits in a chair to face the recording.]

Good morning, Siren's Port. [A pause, the kind that's calculated to make sure the attention of the audience has been grasped.] I come to you with a request.

By now, many of you may have seen or heard about Mister Chaolan's idea, to coordinate a convention for the Newcomer owned and run businesses here in the Port. I am pleased to confirm that this event will be happening this coming weekend. [Another pause, and a hint at something that could maybe sort of be a smile, but is gone too quickly for it to truly be called one.] This is where you come in, those of you who might be interested.

I am looking for a few good men and women who would be willing to act in the capacity of security for the event itself. If there are any interested parties, please contact me so that I may evaluate your suitability to the task. [And there it is, an actual smile. ~~Someone was obviously trained for this sort of thing.~~] I look forward to it.

[ooc: coordination for security for the event is here. Coordination for the event itself is here.]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Never mind all the other tasks that two hands make easier. What about buttons and zippers?

[Bessssst] I'll see you...oh, in about ten minutes.

You could totally do zippers and buttons with one hand. How are you supposed to eat ice cream and surf the internet with one hand, though?

See you then. [Grins.]

The internet I'd argue that people do one-handed anyway. Judging from some of the crap that AGI advertises especially, I imagine the other hand to be busy. [...orz]

Yes.

You know, not all of us watch porn online. Some of us just watch terrible videos.

[And he's there, waiting for him. Because that's what good coworkers do.]

And email links to your coworkers.

[Tim you are the best coworker ever. Sephiroth is idly tugging at a glove as he strolls up, offering a ready smile to Tim.] I guess sneak peaks are a good reason to stay on your good side.

What can I say, I'm having a lot of fun working here. [Grins.] And I like having people take a look at stuff, before I show it off to the world.

I think most of us are. It's a welcome change from what I knew at home. [An easy roll of the shoulders. It's become comfortable to just hang with Tim like this -- casual, a little friendly, it's nice.] I'm always game for a sneak peek, especially before it hits the main test floor. Do I get the grand tour?

Of course. Grand tour, and you might be able to get a test drive in, if you want. [Tim grinned.] I'm planning to make these things the ride of the future. No more cars, just zoomers.

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