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𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐇 ([personal profile] jokerofcrime) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-04-16 02:23 pm

006; Video; Warning: this post may cause motion sickness.

 [ATTENTIONS, CITIZENS. AND NEWCOMERS. AND WHOEVER ELSE MAY BE WATCHING.

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR NV'S.

Despite the fact that the world is spinning around pretty rapidly. I mean, that's kinda weird, right, but no, it's okay. Things are perfectly fine. That's just a roulette wheel.

Why is an NV on a roulette well? Well... It's attached to a cat who is currently on a roulette wheel and that is a very long story. If you listen closely, you can hear him yelling and throwing a hissy fit. He is just not happy right now. And all that jarring movement makes it hard to see what's going on.

And then it stops, but since the NV is on Meowth's wrists and he's currently dizzily trying to get his bearings.]

What's th' big idea, wise guy?

You're cheatin', that's what. [Some voice offscreen. Meowth begins flailing his arms, which means YAY SEIZURE VISION.]

WHO YOU CALLIN' A CHEAT? [There's silent and the NV is thankfully covered up, because Meowth just crossed his arms. No more nausea vision, but you can still hear.] But if youse guys just hand me my winnin's, I won't tell nobody what a buncha lousy poker players you are.

[Except he just told the entire network.

Oops.

A half second later, there's more screaming, blurred images, and a sudden thud. And then darkness. But not silence.]


AND STAY OUT, YOU MANGY CAT.

[....Yeah, Meowth's just gotten thrown out on his face. He clambers to his feet and shouts.] YEAH?! Well, you're a establishment's a joke, you lamebrains! 

[Annnd that sound is someone getting smacked in the face with a large bag of singles.

And then the feed times out.]


themonarch: (I'm a relatively respectable citizen.)

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[personal profile] themonarch 2012-06-26 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[FUCKIN' VILLAIN MAGIC.]

Oh yeah, because I'm totally a villainous vigilante. That's totally a thing.
themonarch: (You fucking whore.)

[personal profile] themonarch 2012-07-02 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Partnership? Oh like hell. The Monarch doesn't do "partners", okay. I do henchmen.
themonarch: (Not yet - I want to study its habits.)

[personal profile] themonarch 2012-07-12 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Like a sub-group of henchmen? ...I guess that could make him like, the Number One or something. Head of Internal Affairs kind of crap...
themonarch: (Let's get down to brass tacks.)

[personal profile] themonarch 2012-07-28 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Connections. Yeah, yeah, sure. I'd love to hear about them.
themonarch: (You're a fucking narcotics agent)

[personal profile] themonarch 2012-08-15 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
...What, like for real?
themonarch: (It wont be long now before they tear us)

[personal profile] themonarch 2012-08-23 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Let's keep this a one-step-at-a-time operation, 'kay? Get me the names first, Deepthroat.