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𝐌𝐄𝐎𝐖𝐓𝐇 ([personal profile] jokerofcrime) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-04-16 02:23 pm

006; Video; Warning: this post may cause motion sickness.

 [ATTENTIONS, CITIZENS. AND NEWCOMERS. AND WHOEVER ELSE MAY BE WATCHING.

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR NV'S.

Despite the fact that the world is spinning around pretty rapidly. I mean, that's kinda weird, right, but no, it's okay. Things are perfectly fine. That's just a roulette wheel.

Why is an NV on a roulette well? Well... It's attached to a cat who is currently on a roulette wheel and that is a very long story. If you listen closely, you can hear him yelling and throwing a hissy fit. He is just not happy right now. And all that jarring movement makes it hard to see what's going on.

And then it stops, but since the NV is on Meowth's wrists and he's currently dizzily trying to get his bearings.]

What's th' big idea, wise guy?

You're cheatin', that's what. [Some voice offscreen. Meowth begins flailing his arms, which means YAY SEIZURE VISION.]

WHO YOU CALLIN' A CHEAT? [There's silent and the NV is thankfully covered up, because Meowth just crossed his arms. No more nausea vision, but you can still hear.] But if youse guys just hand me my winnin's, I won't tell nobody what a buncha lousy poker players you are.

[Except he just told the entire network.

Oops.

A half second later, there's more screaming, blurred images, and a sudden thud. And then darkness. But not silence.]


AND STAY OUT, YOU MANGY CAT.

[....Yeah, Meowth's just gotten thrown out on his face. He clambers to his feet and shouts.] YEAH?! Well, you're a establishment's a joke, you lamebrains! 

[Annnd that sound is someone getting smacked in the face with a large bag of singles.

And then the feed times out.]


12second_orz: (scenery chewing)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-04-18 06:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you horribly deformed? Are you incapable of appearing on film? Does looking upon your face curse one for all eternity? [alright, he's sort of enjoying playing it up]
12second_orz: (business face)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-04-18 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't think it's in my interests to know who I'll be dealing with?
12second_orz: (using smaller words)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-04-19 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd like to know how much of a scruffy "kid" you are. I don't do business with children.
12second_orz: (always relaxed)

[private] [voice] oh my god I am so sorry he's such a dick

[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-04-19 07:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't sound very sure, Caboodle-san. Perhaps you should check your birth certificate? I'll wait.
12second_orz: (using smaller words)

[private] [voice] SOB POOR THING

[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-04-20 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
I was being sarcastic. You're right, though- perhaps I should ask for some other sort of ID. A driving license?
12second_orz: (using smaller words)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-04-24 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I imagine it would be difficult for a cat to drive, yes.
12second_orz: (scenery chewing)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-04-24 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, dear. [poor Meowth. He can probably hear the smug grin in Tonegawa's voice.] Do you have anything else you'd like to confess to? Or would you like me to bait you again to make it easier?
12second_orz: (using smaller words)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-04-27 05:49 pm (UTC)(link)
You're barely a master of your own secret identity. Why would I believe you now?
12second_orz: (not as planned)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-05-01 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You have a gang? What sort of a crime boss would leave their gang to a cat? [IT'S HARD TO TELL WHO HE'S BEING MORE SCATHING ABOUT]
12second_orz: (Default)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-05-05 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
... a trio. I see. [it's a little hard to be sarcastic when he's watching a cat explain his criminal resume. Focus, Yukio.] Does this "someone" have a name? Or are you above name-dropping?
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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-05-12 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately for Meowth, that's all Tonegawa needs. First Caster and now Sionis- is there anyone this cat hasn't rubbed shoulders with?]

Black Mask? [He's repeating less for clarification than for shock- it's not the sort of name one drops casually, after all] You? How the hell did you meet him?
12second_orz: (forced dignity)

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[personal profile] 12second_orz 2012-05-17 04:54 pm (UTC)(link)
... hmm. [The unimpressed quality to his voice is somewhat strained now. Both Caster and Sionis were somewhat flighty in their tastes- eccentric- but it seems unlikely that they'd entertain the attentions of someone they didn't see some use for, much less work with them.] Fine. Perhaps you do have a little more credibility than I'd first thought. But I want a name- your real name.