Permavideo: Don't Call it a Comeback!

[doeswhathewants]

[The NV feed clicks on and Loki, looking a little worse for wear around the edges, is peering down into it, a bit wary.]

Leah? Daimon? ... if this is about those shirtless jokes- [A frown as he looks about] Oh. Oh! [Then his expression brightens.]

Well met and glad tidings, Siren's Port! It has been a while- [He pauses] For me, at least. For here...it seems less than a day has passed, but that only means I have interesting things to share and the lot of you do not. How much power this place yields to obfuscate the memories of it from even an one such as myself, and all the way back in my own world, no less!

Disconcerting.

Ah well! I shall welcome the break and consider this a much needed vacation. After all, I have saved Midgard no less than three times since I returned. Only 997 more times to go before we are even.

Ah- if you meet a verbose magpie, converse with him at your own peril lest he talk you into swallowing your own tongue.

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[where_the_hearth_is]

Loki! I wanted to tell you I forgive you but then you were gone and I was worried!

[doeswhathewants]

House! Ah- thank you. I thought you would hate me forever. You are okay? Truly? No lasting damage?

[where_the_hearth_is]

Of course I wouldn't hate you forever! It was an accident.

And I am quite recovered.

[allucinator]

Missed ya, kid. What the hell's this about a magpie?

[doeswhathewants]

The magpie contains all of my old memories and old personality.

...and he bites.

[allucinator]

That cuz he's a magpie or cuz he's full o' you?

[Text | Unhackable | Private]

[magnetic_magpie]

Welcome back.

[Text | Unhackable | Private]

[doeswhathewants]

Thanks! The world is still in tact. Better than before even. Just FYI.

[Text | Unhackable | Private]

[magnetic_magpie]

Thanks Loki. I'll be at the HoA for a few hours tomorrow afternoon.

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[quiptionary]

[ Okay...this is weird. ]

Didn't know Thor saved you guys that often. Woah.

[ voice; ]

[doeswhathewants]

Nor did you all know how many times Odin attempts to raze Midgard in order to save Asgard. And people called me a villain.

...Twice. While I was home he attempted to destroy Midgard twice, just FYI.

Hm. Perhaps I should add a .5 to that 3. I did help bring Thor back.

[Weird? Yes. Yes it is.]

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[motioned]

...How do you swallow your own tongue?

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[doeswhathewants]

It isn't very difficult, really- now don't start trying or you might do just that- if I tell you how then you would surely attempt it and I wouldn't want your death on my hands.

[drinkthebleach]

You had me up 'til that last part.

[A beat.] But welcome back, dude. That pink-haired lady you live with was worried 'bout you.

[doeswhathewants]

Youko?

Oh! She had to take care of Thora. Oops. Well, I am sure she was fine.

The last part- well. The magpie is not here, so we will not have to worry about swallowed tongues.

[voice]

[scarlet_kitsch]

Loki, you need to find Youko right away. She's been worried about you--and stuck trying to take care of Thora all by herself!

[voice]

[doeswhathewants]

That's what roommates are for! If she leaves I would take care of her... well, I shall need to get her a pet. Perhaps a cat. Those are self cleaning.

Wanda, Wanda, the first thing you say is not welcome back? You were missed, Loki? I'm going to develop a complex.

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[frosty_mind]

Welcome back. It hasn't been long here.

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[doeswhathewants]

Thanks, Emma! So I have heard. A day or so.

Probably years in our world. All is well, though! Uh.... words of advice for the future, don't trust the giant serpent.

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[reginagloriae]

LOKI!

[SHE'S SO RELIEVED.]

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[doeswhathewants]

Youko! I heard you missed me. Did you miss me?

It was only a day, but I will give you a hug if it will soothe your nerves.

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[axetrid]

...Three times?

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[doeswhathewants]

Three and a half, technically.

Hold your applause, no thanks necessary.

[text; batcryption]

[theshortestbird]

Your memory is gone. Do you have a yellow communicator on you?

[text; super secret Loki haxx0r codes]

[doeswhathewants]

My memory of my past, Red Robin. I still remember everything that took place here.