Permavideo: Don't Call it a Comeback!

[doeswhathewants]

[The NV feed clicks on and Loki, looking a little worse for wear around the edges, is peering down into it, a bit wary.]

Leah? Daimon? ... if this is about those shirtless jokes- [A frown as he looks about] Oh. Oh! [Then his expression brightens.]

Well met and glad tidings, Siren's Port! It has been a while- [He pauses] For me, at least. For here...it seems less than a day has passed, but that only means I have interesting things to share and the lot of you do not. How much power this place yields to obfuscate the memories of it from even an one such as myself, and all the way back in my own world, no less!

Disconcerting.

Ah well! I shall welcome the break and consider this a much needed vacation. After all, I have saved Midgard no less than three times since I returned. Only 997 more times to go before we are even.

Ah- if you meet a verbose magpie, converse with him at your own peril lest he talk you into swallowing your own tongue.

Comments

[doeswhathewants]

Kill them all so there is no more case? [He does not know what a rhetorical question is.]

[drinkthebleach]

Trust me: at this point I don't think I'd say no to that. [Private filter? Is that a type of candy or something?]

[doeswhathewants]

Perhaps all of their files will turn into mice and scurry off. [Because that was something Loki could do. Possibly.]

[drinkthebleach]

They all need to go fuck themselves, that's what needs to happen.

[Redirecting.] So you were sayin' yer home sucks compared to this?

[doeswhathewants]

Not sucks. [He notices that redirection but allows it.]

Just... there is always something going on. Someone invading, someone attempting to overthrow the Republic of Asgard or kill the All Mothers or... people dying and needing to be brought back.

This is tame compared to all of that.

[drinkthebleach]

That's fuckin' brutal. Sounds just like a Manowar song or somethin'.

[doeswhathewants]

Manowar? Never heard of it.

Though it is quite brutal. There was even a giant serpent.

[drinkthebleach]

Yeah, they used to hold the record for the loudest metal band in the world. [Before Dethklok came along, at least.] But they're pretty damn good. They sing a lot 'bout battle an' all that Norse shit.

Why don't you just get the giant snake to eat the douche bag bird?

[doeswhathewants]

The snake was a bigger douche. The biggest douche.

Were they like... your band's ah- rolemodels?

[drinkthebleach]

[So the douche bird inside the douche snake would create doucheception.] Why? What'd he do?

I don't really know if we had any role models. I mean, my own personal sound's influenced by a couple guys, but it's kinda gay to model yerself after another band, y'know?

[doeswhathewants]

[Yes. It would. Welcome to his life.] He tried to destroy the world! Well- Midgard and Asgard. And then he killed my brother- but Thor came back. He always does.

Mm. So there is a fine line between ah- influence and trying to be like someone?

[drinkthebleach]

Yeah, I know how that is. [Brothers always coming back. Even when you don't want them to.]

I guess so. I mean, we're all probably inspired by other people an' whatever. But it's kinda weird when someone tries to be just like you, y'know? That's usually when musicians get sued.

[doeswhathewants]

OH! I saw a show about that. On the Vee H One about the Vanilla Ice and a Queen.

[drinkthebleach]

[He looks like he's about to chuckle at that.] Yeah. Basically somethin' like that.