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[integrity]

Someone within this city is going to buy me a drink. Immediately. I prefer scotch, but really, anything will do. I also require a sledgehammer. Crowbars are also acceptable.

Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.

Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.

x Crowley.

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[ofthursday]

Speaking in tongues will be of no use to you in reactivating your credit cards.

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[integrity]

WHAT PART OF THAT SCREAMS 'TONGUES' TO YOU?

THAT WAS GIBBERISH, IDIOT.

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[ofthursday]

[Pause.]

Then it will be even less effective.

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[integrity]

I am going to punch you in the face the next time I see you.

You are sleeping outside with your fucking chicken for the rest of eternity.

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[ofthursday]

Of course.

I will likely return tomorrow.

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[integrity]

I hate you.

See you tomorrow.