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[integrity]

Someone within this city is going to buy me a drink. Immediately. I prefer scotch, but really, anything will do. I also require a sledgehammer. Crowbars are also acceptable.

Your generosity will be repaid tenfold in both money, good will, and the feathers that I will be tearing out of my favorite down pillow. If you so choose to remain so, anonymous donations can be dropped off at my mailbox at the post office.

Remember: generosity is a virtue, not a sin.

x Crowley.

Comments

[doctor_mccoy]

I'll take your word on it.

And that about explains why you're needing the pick me up. Though around here, theft seems to be one of the lesser evils.

[integrity]

This place isn't the biggest cesspool I've ever visited, but it is close.

[doctor_mccoy]

I hear Cleveland's pretty miserable too.

[integrity]

Los Angeles is worse.

[doctor_mccoy]

Closest I've been is San Francisco, but I'll believe it.

Hey, good luck on charming someone out of a free drink.

[integrity]

Of course.

Your name? For future reference, should you ever need a drink to be paid for.

[doctor_mccoy]

McCoy.

I've already learned my lesson from accepting drinks from strangers, but thanks.

[integrity]

Wise policy.

A pleasure, Mister McCoy.

[doctor_mccoy]

Doctor actually. [he earned that title, damnit.]

And that would make you...?

[integrity]

Doctor McCoy it is.

Crowley.

[doctor_mccoy]

Cheers.