Haruhi Suzumiya ([personal profile] brigadeleader) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-04-05 10:57 pm

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If there was anyone else here who was afflicted by having contact with stupid Kyon, he's gone.
devourer: (and they're like it's better than yours)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-11 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Please, Haruhi-san! You are not like Yako at all!
devourer: (YAKOOOOOOOOOOOO)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-11 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you would be surprised at her troubles!

But Yako cannot be replaced.

Only compensated for!
devourer: (where hate is I shall rise)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-12 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
You really think I'd want to work with an angel? How tactless. Fuhuhu.

[ yeah, that wasn't a text reply - Neuro's voice, thought muffled, is certainly much deeper and smoother than his usual irritating assistant's chirp, coming in low from the window. Haruhi's window. Which is understandable, considering that he's crouching on it at a ninety-degree angle and absolutely ignoring any normal laws of physics. He's peering in with a leer.

"Breaking news gently" wasn't one of his talents. ]
devourer: (in hell vomiting up bugs is a skill)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-12 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ Pointless and unnecessary - once he sees he's gotten her attention, he flips over to ground his feet against the windowsill. Then, he grabs at the bottom of the window itself (and his hand is certainly not human anymore), and with a single thrust of his arm, he pushes it open himself. If it was locked, the lock's definitely broken now. Heedless of her privacy or the state of her room, he kicks his legs over the threshold and hops into the room.

He's not surprised that she's not scared. He did have a modicum of fondness for this one! After all, she seemed to share his sense of humor. On the other hand, it just eggs him on to try harder to make an impression. Neuro grins, and within a second of his entrance and with a crackling noise, his narrow human face transforms into his real beaked visage, cocked sideways to fit his now-lateral eyesight. ]


I am the demon who solved all of Hell's mysteries, Neuro. And I will soon be the demon who solved all of Earth's, as well.
devourer: (in hell devouring brains is for gourmets)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-12 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Obviously. You honestly think that girl has the power to control anyone? She was simply a necessary handicap for me to act in public.

[ Though he's speaking, his beak, hanging half-open, doesn't move at all - it's more like the voice is emanating somewhere within his throat or something. Neuro crosses his arms, obviously scanning her entire room without making any point of hiding it.

Honestly, Haruhi has no reason to be scared - Neuro heard from Kyon that she's some kind of pseudo-goddess, and he's not about to step on her toes. Or is it that her reality-bending is making him think that way...? ]


Perhaps that Kyon was similar for you.
devourer: (in hell thoughts can kill)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-12 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and obviously, Neuro is completely blind to any emotional context... The horned head tilts, beady eye staring right at her.

She never actually said anything about being a goddess, did she? That seemed like the kind of thing she'd lord over others. It couldn't be that it was some sort of secret, could it? ]


Oho. But dispensable is dispensable. Why are you so concerned?
devourer: (in hell the weak perish)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-14 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
And to lose something useful is a great blow, indeed. Well, Haruhi Suzumiya... Do you want to get him back?

[ he doesn't break off his weird gaze even so, beady eye staring almost vapidly into her face. But he does spread his arms. ]

I have confounded the most despicable beings of the fires of Hell, and destroyed the greatest of threats to your planet Earth. That's right... It is a matter of time before I unravel the puzzle of the Core, as well.
devourer: (in hell mysteries are rainbow flavor.)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-15 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
Fuhuhaha, that's the spirit. Though your mind is weak and feeble, mine shall be able to understand the Core. More importantly... that weak brain of yours can understand your fellow worms. You work as a bartender, don't you?
devourer: (in hell toothbrushes are made of razors)

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[personal profile] devourer 2012-04-15 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he suddenly jabs his middle finger at her forehead. ] I did. It does not matter if you're a human or a goddess - there is no mind that can match that of myself. And this atmosphere, which is sufficient to sustain that weakness, is not enough for me. I need to eat... Only the most succulent of meals.

Find them for me.