[Video] Posted IC at exactly 12:01 a.m. on April 2nd, despite my lateness

[asano_san]

That was the worst birthday ever! None of my so-called friends noticed and the only thing I got was a prank. Do you know how many doors I had to go through to get to a bathroom? That's not a birthday gift!

Comments

action, so cruel Yosuke!

[asano_san]

You ended up in a girl's shower?

[How is that fair?]

At least someone out there got a party and cake. But I don't need his leftovers!

what? this is like an everyday thing, dude. he can't care every time.

[inthejunk]

Yeah, but no one was in it besides me.

[Life isn't.]

They're not too bad actually. Shirogane isn't the best cook ever, but I'd say she gets a passing mark.

[asano_san]

[Cake wins out over pride and he's shuffling towards the kitchen to get a piece.]

Was the party fun?

[inthejunk]

To tell you the truth, it was an accident. I don't think they were planning to invite me.

[He can say stuff like that to Keigo, because...it's Keigo. Dude will understand.]

But it wasn't bad.

[asano_san]

How could your friends have a party and not invite you?!

[Hello, new paranoia.]

[inthejunk]

That's really never happened to you?

[Great. He should have just kept his big mouth shut.]

Uh....yeah. Me either. I was just kidding. Hah. Gotcha.

[asano_san]

I'll bet they have and I never found out!

[inthejunk]

It's not like Uryuu's a party animal. He probably hates parties. Just imagine it, he'd go around trying to hand out coasters or something. Even if he did have one, you wouldn't want to go to it anyway.

[asano_san]

[Keigo finally cheers up a little and laughs at that idea.]

Grell threw a party at our apartment once. [Don't ask. Then again, you probably don't need to. It's Grell.] He puked all over the couch. I thought Uryuu was going to explode. Seriously explode.

[inthejunk]

I knew it!

[Ugh ugh ew he totally slept on that couch.]

[Though he doesn't get too indignant. He kinda threw up all over Uryuu's apartment once, too. But he was actually sick then, not just drunk and being obnoxious!]

[Huff.]

[asano_san]

[Keigo stares at the cake. Now that he's reminded himself of vomit, maybe he doesn't want any right now...]

I don't know how anyone our age can be so uptight.

[inthejunk]

Aren't some people just born that way?

[Yosuke steals a bit of the frosting, since Keigo isn't going for it.]

Besides, I bet we can shake him out of it.

[asano_san]

It's impossible! It can't be done!

[Well, if Yosuke is going to start making a grab for the cake...

Keigo cuts himself a slice that hasn't had his roommate's finger on it. He hopes.]

[inthejunk]

[Nah, he's barely touched it, don't worry.]

So, it's a challenge. I can accept that.

[asano_san]

I've known him a lot longer than you have. It's not gonna work.

[Once he takes a bite of the cake, all talk of vomit is forgotten, and the floodgates of shoveling cake into his mouth are broken.]

[inthejunk]

[Yosuke had been licking the frosting off his finger, but he wrinkles his nose slightly at that and seems to lose his appetite. Not his desire to converse, though, apparently.]

You must have used the wrong approach. There definitely has to be a way.

[asano_san]

[Keigo talks about bits of cake.]

I'll bet you anything there's not!

[inthejunk]

Dishes. For a month. I can make him laugh.

[asano_san]

Not for just laughing! I've seen him laugh before!

[Maybe... He can't think of a time right this second, but he's not chancing a month of doing the dishes on something easy!]

[inthejunk]

Really?

[Hmm. Yosuke's never seen that. He wasn't even sure it was possible.]

[asano_san]

I think?

Either way, you have to come up with something better than a laugh!

[inthejunk]

Like what?

[The ball is in your court, dude.]

[asano_san]

I'll bet...

[What does Uryuu hate? Things being out of order. Things being messy. Things that are fun.]

I'll bet you could never get him to play paintball.

[inthejunk]

[Challenge accepted, dude. Yosuke just grins.]

A month of dishes?

[asano_san]

A month of dishes!