[Video] Posted IC at exactly 12:01 a.m. on April 2nd, despite my lateness

[asano_san]

That was the worst birthday ever! None of my so-called friends noticed and the only thing I got was a prank. Do you know how many doors I had to go through to get to a bathroom? That's not a birthday gift!

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[blackmoonrising]

[...crap!]

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[asano_san]

Yes, you!

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[blackmoonrising]

Uh... April Fool?

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[asano_san]

You can't say that now! That was yesterday!

Like my birthday!

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[blackmoonrising]

No it wasn't, your birthday was last mo-

...oh yeah. Time warp.

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[asano_san]

[It's...a surprisingly solid excuse.

Still not good enough.]

There's a news report! Every day! With a date at the top!

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[blackmoonrising]

Ugh, fine. But you weren't talking my ear off about it like you usually do!

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[asano_san]

I shouldn't have to!

And it's not like we're in school where I see you every day.

[Actually, that's a very good point. When was the last time Ichigo stopped by...]

It's not like I ever see you!

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[blackmoonrising]

Gimme a break, I've been enrolling in school and trying to find a job and a place.

[Have an exasperated sigh, because that sounds sucky to him so it's time to make amends.]

Okay. Let's do something.

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[asano_san]

Why are you going to school when you don't have to?

Now you're only offering because I complained!

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[blackmoonrising]

'cause I'm one year away from graduation and if we're stuck here for the long haul, I'm not gonna spend all that time stacking shelves.

You'd be complaining more if I didn't offer.

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[asano_san]

Fine. We can do something.

When you're not too busy doing homework for fun!

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[blackmoonrising]

Keep doing that and I'm taking back the offer.

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[asano_san]

That's not fair!

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[blackmoonrising]

Shut up and tell me what you wanna do already.

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[asano_san]

[His first thought is to just make Ichigo come over and play video games with him. Then he remembers the problem of Norio and his pheromones. Ichigo being affected by them is the last thing he needs to see.]

Go to the arcade?

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[blackmoonrising]

Sure, why not. Been a while since I kicked your ass at Tekken, might as well start the year as we mean to go on.

How old are you now anyway? Seventeen, right?

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[asano_san]

Don't sound so sure about it!

Yeah, seventeen. You're older than me now, aren't you? How is that fair?

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[blackmoonrising]

What's the big deal? It's not like I don't act older than you.

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[asano_san]

Just because you get to go off and save everyone all the time doesn't mean you're acting older than me!

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[blackmoonrising]

I was acting older than you before I got my shinigami powers, dumbass. Saving people's got nothing to do with it.

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[asano_san]

That's OK. I'd rather be fun than a boring old man at the age of seventeen!

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[blackmoonrising]

What makes you think you're fun? I think the word you're looking for is deranged.

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[asano_san]

I think the word you're looking for is we're settling this over Tekken!

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[blackmoonrising]

I think the word you're looking for is Ichigo stop kicking my ass what does this button do?