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sirenspull2012-04-01 03:43 pm
namiwasheretoo) wrote in sirenspull2012-04-01 03:43 pm
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Map 15 - Video
[the video comes on in the restaurant office, paper word stacked up here and there, books and things all over. The pirate is seated at her desk, in her chair and staring at her video. She’s not.... upset however.]
So... I’m begining to hate this day more and more each year. [Oh, by the way... her voice is EXTREMELY deep. Think Barry White.... no, seriously, really think Barry White...]
[The look on her face is... a little amused however. She keeps talking, in a man’s deep voice...]
First, someone glued four twenty dollar bills and ninety-seven cents for a tip down on table thirteen. Funny. Really funny. My poor waitress came back into the back crying. It’s a damn good tip, but she can’t pick it up.
Any of you magic users around here know how to get glue off cash, let me know.
Then there was the fire set to the bakery in the front? Only it’s not real fire. Just some blue flames that burned nothing. Thankfully my staff is fast on the uptake and put it out. Sadly the baked goods are ruined for the day. No we will not be restocking.
[oh, and then you hear someone ELSE with a Barry White voice speak from teh door. “Miss Nami? Not to alarm you but someone wearing a hockey mask and holding a Hockey stick just took a seat at booth 4. He’s asking for you...”]
[Nami sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose... then nods to the kid at the office door, off screen and then the door closes again]
And then there is the fact that anyone who enters the shop suddenly has a deep man's voice. This is not sexy. The next person who tells me that will get punched. But... all in all it hasn’t been a bad day. Unless hockey mask guy is here for something dumb.
ANyhow, I need some help with the tip glued to the table please. Thanks.
[She reaches for the device as if to turn it off. Pauses and looks right to the video, as if looking at ‘him’]
Oh, and for the person who changed my sugar to salt... in my own home and not the restaurant... I’ll have you know my coffee was atrocious this morning. Baby... baby, baby, you had better watch your butt.
[yes, the last part was said that way CUS of her voice... and now the feed clicks off. She will reply after she deals with Hockey mask guy.]
((ooc note: Anyone who comes to Brookes Restaurant will sound like Barry White while there. It only happens inside. As the day goes by it will fade. Someone played a prank on the store is all. Also, no baked goods today. They were ruined...))
So... I’m begining to hate this day more and more each year. [Oh, by the way... her voice is EXTREMELY deep. Think Barry White.... no, seriously, really think Barry White...]
[The look on her face is... a little amused however. She keeps talking, in a man’s deep voice...]
First, someone glued four twenty dollar bills and ninety-seven cents for a tip down on table thirteen. Funny. Really funny. My poor waitress came back into the back crying. It’s a damn good tip, but she can’t pick it up.
Any of you magic users around here know how to get glue off cash, let me know.
Then there was the fire set to the bakery in the front? Only it’s not real fire. Just some blue flames that burned nothing. Thankfully my staff is fast on the uptake and put it out. Sadly the baked goods are ruined for the day. No we will not be restocking.
[oh, and then you hear someone ELSE with a Barry White voice speak from teh door. “Miss Nami? Not to alarm you but someone wearing a hockey mask and holding a Hockey stick just took a seat at booth 4. He’s asking for you...”]
[Nami sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose... then nods to the kid at the office door, off screen and then the door closes again]
And then there is the fact that anyone who enters the shop suddenly has a deep man's voice. This is not sexy. The next person who tells me that will get punched. But... all in all it hasn’t been a bad day. Unless hockey mask guy is here for something dumb.
ANyhow, I need some help with the tip glued to the table please. Thanks.
[She reaches for the device as if to turn it off. Pauses and looks right to the video, as if looking at ‘him’]
Oh, and for the person who changed my sugar to salt... in my own home and not the restaurant... I’ll have you know my coffee was atrocious this morning. Baby... baby, baby, you had better watch your butt.
[yes, the last part was said that way CUS of her voice... and now the feed clicks off. She will reply after she deals with Hockey mask guy.]
((ooc note: Anyone who comes to Brookes Restaurant will sound like Barry White while there. It only happens inside. As the day goes by it will fade. Someone played a prank on the store is all. Also, no baked goods today. They were ruined...))
video
[Ah Nami knows him so well it's scary.]
... A job?
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[she does know him pretty well now. She's still okay with the dumb prank. But she knows it was you. No one else goes into her apartment anymore.]
Yeah. Looking for work I guess. He says he's interested in baking. So, we'll see how he looks after the paper work.
video
[He doesn't know that!]
Hopefully he's as good as Sanji.
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[Cloud, you are like... the only person that comes to her place. Seriously, had to be you]
No one is as good as Sanji, but right now I'm not too picky. As long as the food is good. Want to be one of my official testers later?
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[He doesn't know! It could have been this Deadpool guy!]
Just say when.
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[True... he could get into her place, but she doubts it as him....well.... maybe]
Will do. He's going to do paper work first, then speak with my head chief. Maybe he'll be an asset. The masks stay home though...