sirenspull | Map 15

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Map 15 - Video

[the video comes on in the restaurant office, paper word stacked up here and there, books and things all over. The pirate is seated at her desk, in her chair and staring at her video. She’s not.... upset however.]

So... I’m begining to hate this day more and more each year. [Oh, by the way... her voice is EXTREMELY deep. Think Barry White.... no, seriously, really think Barry White...]

[The look on her face is... a little amused however. She keeps talking, in a man’s deep voice...]

First, someone glued four twenty dollar bills and ninety-seven cents for a tip down on table thirteen. Funny. Really funny. My poor waitress came back into the back crying. It’s a damn good tip, but she can’t pick it up.

Any of you magic users around here know how to get glue off cash, let me know.

Then there was the fire set to the bakery in the front? Only it’s not real fire. Just some blue flames that burned nothing. Thankfully my staff is fast on the uptake and put it out. Sadly the baked goods are ruined for the day. No we will not be restocking.

[oh, and then you hear someone ELSE with a Barry White voice speak from teh door. “Miss Nami? Not to alarm you but someone wearing a hockey mask and holding a Hockey stick just took a seat at booth 4. He’s asking for you...”]

[Nami sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose... then nods to the kid at the office door, off screen and then the door closes again]

And then there is the fact that anyone who enters the shop suddenly has a deep man's voice. This is not sexy. The next person who tells me that will get punched. But... all in all it hasn’t been a bad day. Unless hockey mask guy is here for something dumb.

ANyhow, I need some help with the tip glued to the table please. Thanks.

[She reaches for the device as if to turn it off. Pauses and looks right to the video, as if looking at ‘him’]

Oh, and for the person who changed my sugar to salt... in my own home and not the restaurant... I’ll have you know my coffee was atrocious this morning. Baby... baby, baby, you had better watch your butt.

[yes, the last part was said that way CUS of her voice... and now the feed clicks off. She will reply after she deals with Hockey mask guy.]

((ooc note: Anyone who comes to Brookes Restaurant will sound like Barry White while there. It only happens inside. As the day goes by it will fade. Someone played a prank on the store is all. Also, no baked goods today. They were ruined...))

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[Trying to keep a straight face here.]

Bad day, huh?

[Oh yes. THERE you are. She gives you bedrooms eyes, a crooked smile... and SPEAKS IN A DEEP VOICE]

Mmmm, baby. It can only get better with time, mmmhmm.

[yes, she is mocking this voice...]

[FDSLKFJSD CAN'T HELP BUT SNORT VERY LOUD, SOB--that hurts.

Then actually laughs.]

[she leans on her desk again, smiling now as she hears him laugh. Good, she likes it when he laughs. All in all she's having a fairly nice day. Hockey mask guy wasn't an issue at all at least]

Good to hear you laughing. [such a voice. She might have to step out of shop huh]

Sorry, I... yeah... [Still chuckling a bit and he's done... phew. A bit of a pause in which he simply stares at her with a big smile.

...

Oh, yeah he needs to speak again before it becomes awkward.]

What did the hockey guy want?

[just watches him as he laughs. Good, it's nice to see him smile.]

[as for the hockey guy? She said flatly...]

Coffee.

[because that was all he wanted. but... looking at Cloud. Coffee. Salt. Yeah... she is eyeing you...]

And a job.

Did he take off the mask to drink it at least?

[Ah Nami knows him so well it's scary.]

... A job?

There were three more under it. For a moment I thought it was Deadpool, but it wasn't.

[she does know him pretty well now. She's still okay with the dumb prank. But she knows it was you. No one else goes into her apartment anymore.]

Yeah. Looking for work I guess. He says he's interested in baking. So, we'll see how he looks after the paper work.

Who? [Srlsy, who?]

[He doesn't know that!]

Hopefully he's as good as Sanji.

Deadpool. This guy I know. Kind of odd, but not bad.

[Cloud, you are like... the only person that comes to her place. Seriously, had to be you]

No one is as good as Sanji, but right now I'm not too picky. As long as the food is good. Want to be one of my official testers later?

Sounds like it.

[He doesn't know! It could have been this Deadpool guy!]

Just say when.

He's pretty skilled with weapons. Sounds like he's having a weird day of it too though.

[True... he could get into her place, but she doubts it as him....well.... maybe]

Will do. He's going to do paper work first, then speak with my head chief. Maybe he'll be an asset. The masks stay home though...

Pssssh, thats nothing, I got special attention from Loki.

[Fricking Loki]

[Oh hey there handsome]

Oh? [Deep voice :|] What did Loki do to you?

Well, my bedroom led to a daycare center. I'm glad I booked it out of there before the teacher saw me, but I think I scarred several children.

[You don't put on clothes when you first wake up, thats not how things go]

My cabinet led to the kitchen, which I only found out after opening my closet and finding it led to the lion's cage at the zoo. My front door led to a sewage treatment plant, I had to go through my oven door to get outside, and ended up in Sector Nine, outside a bakery.

[She blinked at all this..... then tilt her head and frowned. Deep voice]

Damn... sure am glad this is all I have to deal with. I can at least walk out the front door and go back to normal.

The worse part of it all, my weapons. My favourites are all useless. The pistols shoot bubbles, and my swords are spoons.

Now that's just mean. What if you were out on a job and needed one of those?

Oh you know me, I'm a badass, I can manage with any weapon known to exist.

[He isn't too concerned, he could still manage, but Siskel and Ebert were his favourites.]

You are bad. I mean a badass. Yes. I'm not worried. [she realizes this all sounds weird coming from Barry White]

Oh yeah?

[He is pleased by the acknowledgement]

You mind saying something for me?

[He sends her a text: I've heard people say, that too much of anything is not good for you babe... but... I don't know about that. There's many times we've shared love, and made love... it doesn't seem to me to be enough. There's just not enough of it. ]

[she chuckled at first, but as he asked her to say something for him she gave a raised brow, confused.]

Maybe. [ah, and there is the text. She's checking it on the NV around her wrist, not the one on her desk. Her expression drops and she looks at him, giving him a 'I hate chu' look for a moment before snorting and looking amused gain.]

You want me to say all that... while I sound like a old man? [SHE doesn't really know who Barry White is, but still... she is amused]

Yes, that would be the basic essence of it.

[Come on now, he has got the music all ready to go after you complete the dialogue]

Tell you what, it won't be for free. I'll take you someplace nice as soon as the normal door rules apply.

[a raised brow at that]

A date, hmm?

That is usually what its called.

And what if I'm not a cheap date? I'm a classy lady, even for a pirate, you know.

(ooc-Have they gone on their first date?)

Oh yeah, planning to run up the bill and everything, are we?

Well darn, there goes hot dogs and throwing rocks at water.

[He is amused]

I guess I'll have to go with plan B then.

((ooc: oh hell, lets say they did xD))

You know me. I like to make men pay for everything if I have the chance. [she's actually a simple girl, when not trying to make the men pay... for... everything. haha]

And what is plan B?

Ain't that always the same old song and dance?

[He smirks a little]

Its one of those you'd have to see for yourself, but you'd have a damn good time.

((ooc- Alright))

[Eyes the video, then rolls her eyes and.... despite herself saying no, she started to read from the smaller NV]

I've heard people say, that too much of anything is not good for you babe... but... I don't know about that. There's many times we've shared love, and made love... it doesn't seem to me to be enough. There's just not enough of it...

[And then the song comes on and Deadpool sings it, and doesn't sound awful]

[......... she just stared a bit, then smiled, then laughed, holding a hand over her mouth to stop the horrible deep sound. Oh man, she needed to go outside soon or something. Pfft.]

[But by time he is done, she is shaking her head, rubbing the back of her neck.]

I didn't know you could sing.

Just a matter of soul, babe.

[He nods]

Just a matter of soul.

[She chuckled as softly as barry white could chuckle, amused]

Badass and full of soul. Clearly.

I got soul and I'm a soldier.

Its how I do, don't you know? So I guess I'll pick you up, next saturday night?

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