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[momchester]

[GOOD extremely early MORNING it's Mary, looking more chipper than she has in quite a while, actually, giving the camera a cheerful but perplexed look.]

Does anyone know why my bathroom is, uh, an adult store? Very funny, whoever did this, but I need that room. You can transform my room if you want, but bathrooms matter.

[Chuckle. She's taking it pretty well, despite being incredibly weirded out by holy shit sex shop in my bathroom. Mary's rubbing her eyes tiredly when something else seems to occur to her.]

Oh! By the way, um, anyone I was supposed to meet at the Memorial yesterday? [Yeah she was busy being kidnapped and memory-fucked.] I'm really sorry about that- I just lost track of time and must've forgotten that that was yesterday. I guess I'm going senile in my old age. [Because 28 is so old. Yes.

She shakes her head with a little sigh.]

Anyway, anybody who wants to give me my bathroom back, I'd appreciate it. I have work today- do it for my coworkers' sakes.

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[not_heavens_adam]

An adult store, huh~? Doesn't seem like too bad of an add-on to me~

[momchester]

I don't think I can deal with that before my coffee.

[not_heavens_adam]

Well~ Coffee, then re-evaluate.

[momchester]

You sound happier than me at the news. Where does your bathroom door go today?

[not_heavens_adam]

A cafe~

But I don't have to use the bathroom, usually~

[failedparenting]

Go up and use mine. My name's still on the apartment, it'll be okay.

[Still kind of confused and upset with you, but no one deserves to be kept from the bathroom.]

[momchester]

[She looks a little uncertain- less aggressive than she's being, honestly, and more reflecting his own confusion and upset (but better-hidden).]

You don't have to do that.

[failedparenting]

You're right, but I want you to. No sense in letting some asshole ruin your day.

[He smiles a little. It is funny, but still, no foresight yet again.]

My soap's still in there, too, and my razors. Just go ahead and take them if you need it.

[momchester]

Well- okay. Thanks.

As long as the doors don't change again and dump me in a fire station or something.

[failedparenting]

God, I hope not.

[He pauses for a second, unsure if he should even try t o make small talk. But hell, she's not yelling at him yet, why not try?]

You know, I got bounced into some poor pregnant woman's bathroom this morning.

[athermercy]

Are you okay, Mary?

[She's worried.]

[momchester]

Yeah, I'm fine. I just completely forgot which day it was.

[athermercy]

Sometimes, it happens. Take it easy. Maybe you need more rest.

[momchester]

Yeah, I think so. I'm just so tired- I guess I've been staying up later than I thought lately.

[She has no memory of Greeting in the Darkness, so her weird sleep schedule confuses her.]

[mulletrock]

The bathroom's a sex shop?

[He looks a little too happy about this even though he's masking it with sarcasm.]

This has trickster written all over it.

[If you go to use the restroom and the door is locked you'll know why.]

action!!!

[momchester]

[She clicks the NV off and wanders into the kitchen.]

It's half the doors- they're all leading to strange places.

action!!!

[mulletrock]

[Dean's currently feasting on one of your awesome sandwiches. Hope it wasn't for anyone else 'cause he found it in the fridge.]

No one's wound up in another parallel dimension, right?

[It's a sarcastic joke, as far as he's concerned a sex shop beats the hell out of Siren's Port.]

[momchester]

No, just fridge doors going into restaurants and me almost walking into a- interesting part of the store.

THE MOST AWKWARD ACTION LOG EVER like a naked bull in a china shop~

[family_remains]

[So. Doors, huh. Sam wished he'd known about this before getting into the shower this morning. He'd left the door open on accident so wandering in was normal enough, but leaving was a very different matter. A shame he hadn't noticed.

But it's hard to notice things like that when you have your face buried in a towel. You live alone, it's a man's world, you can pad around naked if you want. Who's gonna see?

Welp. Today chances are a lot of people.

Sam doesn't realize he'd just opened the first door of Mary's apartment butt naked. He's drying his hair and in his mind's map, he's about ten feet away from his bed. In actuality, he's seven and a half feet away from the couch. Which he smacks into without warning. He curses, loudly, and backs to the side. Or would have, if he hadn't then tripped on the coffee table and subsequently the TV. It's during this mess that he yanks the towel off his head and wilding looks around to gain his bearings.

And then it hits.

This isn't his house.

He's naked and this isn't his house.

He's naked, this isn't his house, and he just made a huge commotion.

What the fuck-?!

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[momchester]

[And that... would be a commotion in her living room.

The fuck? She'll just be rushing in, thank you, holding a small cast iron skillet like a bludgeon.]

you made me do it.

[family_remains]

[Only to find her youngest son standing awkward and terrified in the middle of the living room dripping wet in a very small towel.]


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Hi...mom.

i regret nothing

[momchester]

[And that?

That would be the look of fear. There's some horror, terror, pain mixed in- but the pain is less complex than it should be, there's less of a tragedy about it. She looks more like a grieving mother in that moment than the tragic creature she really is.

But it hurts.

Because it's him.]

Sam. [Her voice trembles a little.] Why are you here?

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[sharp]

You know, I was really hoping we could skip this whole holiday.

[ since this city is apparently against them. ]

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[momchester]

At least this is just... immature.

[axemeaquestion]

[IGNORING EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW SHE'S GOT ENOUGH OF A HEADACHE WITH THAT SHIT]

Are you telling me you seriously forgot what we were gonna do?