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[momchester]

[GOOD extremely early MORNING it's Mary, looking more chipper than she has in quite a while, actually, giving the camera a cheerful but perplexed look.]

Does anyone know why my bathroom is, uh, an adult store? Very funny, whoever did this, but I need that room. You can transform my room if you want, but bathrooms matter.

[Chuckle. She's taking it pretty well, despite being incredibly weirded out by holy shit sex shop in my bathroom. Mary's rubbing her eyes tiredly when something else seems to occur to her.]

Oh! By the way, um, anyone I was supposed to meet at the Memorial yesterday? [Yeah she was busy being kidnapped and memory-fucked.] I'm really sorry about that- I just lost track of time and must've forgotten that that was yesterday. I guess I'm going senile in my old age. [Because 28 is so old. Yes.

She shakes her head with a little sigh.]

Anyway, anybody who wants to give me my bathroom back, I'd appreciate it. I have work today- do it for my coworkers' sakes.

Comments

[not_heavens_adam]

A cafe~

But I don't have to use the bathroom, usually~

[momchester]

...Really.

[not_heavens_adam]

Mmm~ A body functions in mysterious ways~

[momchester]

You're not human, are you?

[not_heavens_adam]

Not even a little bit, no~

[momchester]

Then what are you?

[not_heavens_adam]

Vampire~

Don't worry, though, I have no interest in your blood.