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[The video feed cuts in suddenly, and the network is treated to another accidental show. In this case, it's the downside to having a skull NV with a tendency to bounce when it's sitting on a table and you bang your fist against that table with great force because, well...]

WHAT is going on here?

Dude, nothin'! [If anyone could believe that someone yelling at Pickles could really be over “nothing,” the proof is in the visuals: a naked blonde tearing through the frame with her clothes while Pickles tries to cover himself up with a towel. Yeah, even he seems to know he doesn't have much to stand on in the innocence department.] ...S' fine. Dude, s' only water--s' not like we were in yer bed or nothin', relax--

It is not only water! It is a beaver habitat! Would you entertain a lady of the night IN FIDO'S BACKYARD HOME?

[A sound escapes his throat, almost like he was going to say something to that, but then...doesn't.] It's a fuckin' pool in yer house! How was I supposed to know beavers lived in there?!

I introduced you to them on your first day here!

...I thought they were stuffed animals. [He was high, okay?]

Stuffed-! [No, there are more important things to be enraged about at the moment.] Where are they now?

How the hell should I know? S' not like I was lookin' for a bunch of beavers to come out when I opened the fuckin' door.

[Orpheus sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose. They most likely retreated to the bathroom after the intrusion. He will look for them later.] Well, the damage has been done. [He walks over to the edge of the whirlpool tub and peers inside.] I will have to give the pool a proper cleaning... [His voice trails off as he leans over the side of the tub and reaches for something. That something comes into view when he stands up, holding it pinched between thumb and forefinger and keeping it at a great distance. It is a well-used lady's thong. There are no words, just a look of utter disgust for Pickles.]

[While Pickles stares back at the thong without any noticeable reaction, adjusting his towel a bit.] ...Hey. I can throw that out for you if you want. I mean, she probably ain't comin' back for it now, y'know.

[He listens to the offer with no change in his expression, but then something snaps. Orpheus has had enough. His hand, still holding the thong, whips towards the door.] OUT!

[Pickles looks a little shocked for a second; then he settles on annoyed, rolling his eyes and heading back to where his own clothes were.] Fine. Jeeez. Don't have a fuckin' heart attack, dude.

[Both Pickles and Dr. Orpheus disappear off-screen, but the argument doesn't end there: it just becomes distant and harder to hear, as though the vitriol was coming from the other end of the apartment. About eight minutes later, Pickles’s voice comes closer, choice words like "douche bag" and "fuck" being uttered, and the last thing the NV sees is him slamming his key down on the table before the feed shuts off.]

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You seem rather cross. [someone is rather oblivious to what just happened] I'm curious, though. Why build a habitat in your flat?

[That isn't exactly the first question he was expecting once he realized their fight had been broadcast.]

Living in an apartment, it seemed the best way to accommodate them.

[she's good at not doing the obvious orz]

Yes, but why are they in your flat to begin with?

There was an advertisement in the daily news from someone looking for a good home for them.

I didn't think humans kept beavers as pets. They seem an odd choice, I must admit.

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'Cause he's a ravin' lunatic that hates sex for some fucked up reason.

Just because I don't have the same predilections towards loose women that you do, does not mean I hate sex!

And that has nothing to do with my pets!

So what? You just hate ladies that like sex? That's fucked up.

Here's an idea, douche bag: if you didn't want anyone goin' in yer beaver pool, put up a fuckin' sign!

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Sex. I have a few books on sex, I think. That's procreative, correct? Do beaver habitats play a crucial role in it?

...Not always? [Said in a fragmented voice as he's still trying to wrap his mind around her questions.] Most people just do it 'cause it's fun.

What the fuck are you even readin', anyway?

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Did Pickles ... despoil your beaver? [Absolute straight face.]

No, I don't believe the beavers were ever touched. They knew enough to retreat.

Why do you have beavers anyway?

It was a bit of a whim, I suppose. There was an advertisement in the news from their previous owners looking for a good home for them.

He's thirteen...this will never get old

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And I have the sense of humor of a thirteen year old, so I will never stop providing opportunities.

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Excellent :3

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[And later (when he's found another place to fucking stay after that yelling tightwad kicked him out) Pickles is going to look back on this conversation...and just inwardly approve.]

Yer one funny kid, you know that?

I think so. [And oh look, he's all happy that Pickles approves since Pickles is his pinnacle of awesome.]

[Oh boys. Medieval Lady facepalmage coming your way.]

Perhaps thy beaver might be dried, Sir Orpheus?

Luckily, they knew better than to stay in questionable company, so the beavers are in tip-top shape!

La, I art pleased that they hath not been scratched! A scratched beaver art a most cross one!

Yes, Norbert injured his paw once and he became terribly cranky. I couldn't cheer him up with even the best of wood.

What makes you think it'd be dry?

La, Pickles, all beavers art dry in the first!

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That's...

[...speechless.]

That is the perfect example of why you should be careful who you invite into your home, no matter how charitable you may be feeling at the time.

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