[Video]

[All seems as it should. Sunny day, waves crashing on the beach, a Great Dane puppy loping along with a pair of lioness cubs.

And Lucifer. He's as good-natured as ever, but he's in special attire today.
]

This is an honest question, now, how many of you can keep a friend for more than a year? I mean a 'real' friend. Someone who could watch you do unspeakable things, and still offer you a drink. For example.


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[Video]

[Lucifer is lounging at Merlotte's, of all places. With a book, and a glass of--well, whatever he happened to grab. It might be water.]

Well, someone wake the Gregorians, I think it's my birthday.

Let's start the festivities.

[Basically, no one should plan on leaving their home. Maybe ever again.]

[Video]

[Hello, Siren's Port. See this GIANT NOSE on screen? It belongs to this puppy here:]






[Eventually Lucifer picks it and the NV up.]

Well, I think he's ready to take on MIT now.

[Video]

[Lucifer is in a hotel room, and if he's not on the top floor he's near there, at least thirteen stories up. He's standing near the floor-to-ceiling windows, and examining a pane that has been shattered out.]

I guess it was ready to go out in the world. They grow up so fast, don't they?

[He's talking to someone, but whoever it is seems to notice the NV and a hand obscures the video and flips it off.]