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sirenspull2012-03-19 08:53 pm
ibreakrules) wrote in sirenspull2012-03-19 08:53 pm
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[The video flicks on to show Frau's ransacked apartment. Porn magazines are scattered across the floor along with a blanket, cat toys, and some kitchen utensils. There is also a little bit of blood spattered across the wall and the floor nearby. Off to the corner of the image Frau's door is visible. Or at least what's left of it. There's a nice big hole where the doorknob should be, like someone just decided to cut the knob out in order to break in.
Which is exactly what happened. Two idiots had decided to break into a bishop's apartment, which is dumb in itself since he doesn't have many real possessions. To continue their idiocy, they'd broken in when he was in the apartment. His cat, Tolly, had noticed them and informed her owner.]
People are idiots. You would think if you were planning on breaking in to steal something you would pick someone who actually had items of value.
[Frau steps on screen, a look of mild irritation on his face. He either doesn't notice the blood on his cheek or doesn't really care. He reaches down to pick up one of his magazines, which is torn. The mild irritation quickly converts to anger. His porn is very valuable to him. The fact that one is damaged just makes him feel even less guilty about what he did to the burglars. Not that he was feeling any guilt to begin with. A wide, dangerous smile crosses his face.]
They got what they deserved. In fact, they should be glad I didn't do more damage. Got more than you bargained for, huh?
[Not only had Frau really messed them up, Tolly had even gotten a shot. The kitten was still crouched near the door chewing on one of the burglar's gloves. For once that particular bad habit had come in handy.]
Next time choose your target more carefully.
[He pauses a moment before continuing, this time looking less like he wants to cut you into a few pieces.]
Does anyone know where I can get a new door? Or at least fix this one?
Which is exactly what happened. Two idiots had decided to break into a bishop's apartment, which is dumb in itself since he doesn't have many real possessions. To continue their idiocy, they'd broken in when he was in the apartment. His cat, Tolly, had noticed them and informed her owner.]
People are idiots. You would think if you were planning on breaking in to steal something you would pick someone who actually had items of value.
[Frau steps on screen, a look of mild irritation on his face. He either doesn't notice the blood on his cheek or doesn't really care. He reaches down to pick up one of his magazines, which is torn. The mild irritation quickly converts to anger. His porn is very valuable to him. The fact that one is damaged just makes him feel even less guilty about what he did to the burglars. Not that he was feeling any guilt to begin with. A wide, dangerous smile crosses his face.]
They got what they deserved. In fact, they should be glad I didn't do more damage. Got more than you bargained for, huh?
[Not only had Frau really messed them up, Tolly had even gotten a shot. The kitten was still crouched near the door chewing on one of the burglar's gloves. For once that particular bad habit had come in handy.]
Next time choose your target more carefully.
[He pauses a moment before continuing, this time looking less like he wants to cut you into a few pieces.]
Does anyone know where I can get a new door? Or at least fix this one?
Video (And here I am a thousand years later . . .)
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