themonarch: (I'm a fucking criminal -)
The Monarch ([personal profile] themonarch) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm

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So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -

[he clears his throat.]

GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.

[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!

[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!

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((OOC: Double post with [personal profile] acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
jokerofcrime: of your chosen occupation (I have seven problems)

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[personal profile] jokerofcrime 2012-03-20 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
HEY! What's that supposed t' mean?
jokerofcrime: of your chosen occupation (Why did you stop at a legal red light)

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[personal profile] jokerofcrime 2012-03-24 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I got opinions just like anybody else, bub!
jokerofcrime: (♠ and my god you had some fun)

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[personal profile] jokerofcrime 2012-03-27 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Who cares if it's fancy, so long as it's a feast- what kinda lame question is that?
jokerofcrime: of your chosen occupation (Blow those little fuckers heads off)

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[personal profile] jokerofcrime 2012-04-03 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one askin' the dumb questions here, bub. [Don't be so snippy, dude. :c]
jokerofcrime: pouring out my ass (♠ with culture and sophistication)

[personal profile] jokerofcrime 2012-04-10 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe if you made any sense, we could actually communicate with youse. [OH MY GOD, IT'S SO SIMPLE, MONARCH.

YOU HAVE TO TALK STUPID PERSON.]
jokerofcrime: (♠ an opus to be proud of)

[personal profile] jokerofcrime 2012-04-16 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't even think about it, bub. [OR ELSE PREPARE TO MEET DAMNATION.

REALLY INEPT DAMNATION.]
acemedium: (GET TO DA CHOPPA)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-21 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
A true villain would be prepared for anything!