themonarch: (I'm a fucking criminal -)
The Monarch ([personal profile] themonarch) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm

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So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -

[he clears his throat.]

GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.

[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!

[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!

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((OOC: Double post with [personal profile] acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
blackmoonrising: (u whut?)

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[personal profile] blackmoonrising 2012-03-19 10:31 am (UTC)(link)
I've seen more mighty and dastardly stuff stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

[And this next part's directed at Maya, doot de do.]

Oi, you okay?
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? In the aquarium of super villains, this guy is not goldfish kibble!

Yep! I'm totally okay, don't worry.
blackmoonrising: (seriously?)

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[personal profile] blackmoonrising 2012-03-19 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Need a hand getting out of there?
acemedium: gee Nick what are we going to do tonight (Insert Pinky and the Brain line here)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
I was gonna let him get it out of his system, but.... maybe.
blackmoonrising: (well then bring it on)

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[personal profile] blackmoonrising 2012-03-19 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there in two minutes. Baseball field, right?
fightswithpurpose: (cute)

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[personal profile] fightswithpurpose 2012-03-20 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll race you there. Milkshakes are on me.
blackmoonrising: (I do not know you)

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[personal profile] blackmoonrising 2012-03-19 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
...I hate to break it to you, but you're not an irradiated landmine pal.

Let her go.
blackmoonrising: (sulk)

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[personal profile] blackmoonrising 2012-03-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess that means you're looking to do this the hard way.