themonarch: (I'm a fucking criminal -)
The Monarch ([personal profile] themonarch) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm

[Video]

So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -

[he clears his throat.]

GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.

[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!

[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!

[Click]


((OOC: Double post with [personal profile] acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
fightswithpurpose: (lineface)

[personal profile] fightswithpurpose 2012-03-19 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
Maya did not kidnap you and neither did I. That was the Core. Maya is not a minion of the Core, so kidnapping her to gain your freedom serves no purpose.

fightswithpurpose: (sigh)

[personal profile] fightswithpurpose 2012-03-19 10:13 am (UTC)(link)
I am not trying to tell you. I am telling you. It is not a conspiracy orchestrated by villains, heroes, or anything in between.

[The camera shows some motion blurring in the background.]

I also meant what I said about you having two minutes to release Maya.
fightswithpurpose: (fight!)

[personal profile] fightswithpurpose 2012-03-20 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
By all means. Take all the time that you need.

[She's still on her way to come and collect a bitty. Hopefully you'll be distracted by mouthing off to people on the network so that violence won't be needed.]