themonarch: (I'm a fucking criminal -)
The Monarch ([personal profile] themonarch) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm

[Video]

So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -

[he clears his throat.]

GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.

[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!

[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!

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((OOC: Double post with [personal profile] acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
acemedium: (GET TO DA CHOPPA)

voice;

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Dr. Watson! Don't worry! This guy is just a little fruity, that's all!
acemedium: I got nothing wittier than that (NO U)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ACK....]

Ah! Don't worry, I'm fine! It's okay!
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[video]

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
I know, right? In the aquarium of super villains, this guy is not goldfish kibble!

Yep! I'm totally okay, don't worry.
blackmoonrising: (seriously?)

[video]

[personal profile] blackmoonrising 2012-03-19 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
Need a hand getting out of there?
acemedium: now if only my hair would spike up too (Gravity is for losers)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 10:50 am (UTC)(link)
He's definitely got more training to do. [IT'S PRETTY BAD...]

But anyway, I'm totally A-OK, don't worry! [Says the trussed up hostage]

How are you doing, Mr. Wolfwood?
Edited 2012-03-19 10:51 (UTC)
acemedium: gee Nick what are we going to do tonight (Insert Pinky and the Brain line here)

[video]

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
I was gonna let him get it out of his system, but.... maybe.
blackmoonrising: (well then bring it on)

[video]

[personal profile] blackmoonrising 2012-03-19 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be there in two minutes. Baseball field, right?
terroristpriest: (how about no.)

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[personal profile] terroristpriest 2012-03-19 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Obligatory silence, in which he is obviously thinking 'what is with this girl...?']

That ain't something you train at, kid. You either know it, or you don't-
terroristpriest: (Default)

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[personal profile] terroristpriest 2012-03-19 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
[Woah, flashbacks to some dumb guy with dumb hair and a dumb red coat. In any case, ITS FUSSING TIME.]

Hey, be a little more concerned with yourself right now! You're the one in trouble!

[Though he guesses that's... Kind of debatable. Whatever.]

You know where you are, right?
acclimatized: (Default)

voice;

[personal profile] acclimatized 2012-03-19 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
Maya, are you all right?

Where are you?
acemedium: respect the plant, bitch (Charley is the real head of the family)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 11:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Woah there...]

I'm pretty sure he hasn't thought that far.

Don't worry, though, Mr. Stanfield! I'm totally okay.
acemedium: (I put on my robe and magatama)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
.... That's true. I guess he really has no choice but to give up his life of crime and find his true calling in life....
acemedium: (kneeling before Zod)

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[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
[NO FUSSING EVER]

I told you, I'm totally A-OK! This is nothing! You just got here!

Umm... nope.
Edited 2012-03-19 11:23 (UTC)
acemedium: I KNOW YOU'RE HERE (GET OUT SAL MONELLA)

voice;

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
I'm okay! Cool as a cucumber! Don't worry.

Um.... Well, it might be better just to let this guy get it out of his system....
acemedium: drops of jupiter bla bla bla bla (Insert Pearl Jam lyrics here)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 11:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a professional at this kind of thing! And he's not really a bad guy, anyway. He doesn't even play one on TV.
vinovidivici: ([frown)

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[personal profile] vinovidivici 2012-03-19 11:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Setting his hands on his hips. Maya you're throwing off his badass with your nonchalance. ] I'm not worryin', Maya. He's not gonna lay another finger on you. [ HOPE YOU HEARD THAT, MONARCH

After taking a breath he huffs exasperatedly. ]
The guy might just be some balled up pill, but he's got you tied up! That's - it's the principle of the thing!
bloodthirsts: Made by <user name="katamanda"> (Eh?)

Re: video.

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
But Maya -- [Well the fact she still has her NV to talk with says something about the guy.] I'll make sure he let's you go.
bloodthirsts: (Well screw you too)

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-19 12:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[So close to facepalm, hold off Seras... hold off...]

... does this happen to you a lot back home? Look, I'll come and talk to you in person, alright? No weapons, I just want to talk about you letting Maya go and the situation you're now in.
hairdecs: (But I'm cute!)

[personal profile] hairdecs 2012-03-19 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? He doesn't seem very nice.
beenwaitinglong: (Douchebag grin #12)

[personal profile] beenwaitinglong 2012-03-19 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Just wondering if you need any help. [Sometimes he gets the sense that Maya's ability to judge her own danger is... lacking.

But this guy does look like a weenie.
]

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