themonarch: (I'm a fucking criminal -)
The Monarch ([personal profile] themonarch) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-18 09:50 pm

[Video]

So it's like one of those smart phone things? [tap, tap, tap. The screen flickers on, and a lanky redhead with abnormally long eyebrows peers down] Does the light mean it's on? Is it - oh, wait, no, yeah, I see the recording signal. Okay. Lemme just -

[he clears his throat.]

GREETINGS! [a flourishing arm sweep, and the camera zooms back enough to reveal most of his costume.] You find yourself in the presence of the mighty and decidedly dastardly The Monarch! Of course, as my kidnappers, you know this already, don't you? Don't deny it! I know where you have taken me prisoner and I know who you're working for! So drop any excuses you may wish to sputter forth, for they will fall on only the deafest of ears! ...As your minion has already discovered.

[he gestures to his right, where a familiar plucky psychic has been bound (with shoelaces). The Monarch cackles] You see? Do you see how your folly has led one of your herd astray into the hungry jaws of doom? [his wings pop open] HEED ME, O PORT OF SIRENS! You have one hour to return me - oh, right, and Dr. Mrs. The Monarch if you have her - to my rightful lair! Heed me, or prepare for my sting to penetrate deeply into your bowels! YOU HAVE ONE HOUR!

[he taps the screen, then looks over his shoulder at his captive.] ....What do you think? Too much? It's wicked hard holding this thing steady when it's on my wrist, so you know, take that into account. [he glances down] - Crap!

[Click]


((OOC: Double post with [personal profile] acemedium and Monarch's SP debut~))
youfartknocker: (no you dumbass)

[personal profile] youfartknocker 2012-03-19 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh- no. Uh, huh huh.
acemedium: WASN'T ME (insert Shaggy lyrics here)

[Action]

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-19 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maya's done her best to make herself comfortable despite everything. SERAS YOU BETTER NOT BE WALKING RIGHT INTO A TRAP]

[... She'd wave if her hands were free]
bloodthirsts: (This is my life)

[Action]

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-20 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Sir, I'll explain either way. [She sighs.] You're in a place called Siren's Port, an island off the coast of Canada. It's a different world from the one you know. You're one of hundreds of people brought here against their will by something called The Core, it pulls us here and it holds us so we can't leave.
acemedium: (GO GO MSG REFERENCES)

Re: video.

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-20 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Be careful! Don't let him pollinate you!
acemedium: how do i shot noodles (Food confuses me!)

[video]

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-20 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? How's it generous?
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[Action]

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-20 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Basically, you've been Corenapped! You're stuck with us. [HELPFUL COMMENTARY FROM THE BAIT]
acemedium: it would be better if this was how burger was formed (and that is how babby is formed)

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-20 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
He's not, but I can handle it! I've faced down meaner jerks than this.
acemedium: FUCK YEAH OUTDATED MEMES (So I herd you liek objecting)

[Video] 1/?

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-20 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
[AW YEA SHE'S GETTING A MILKSHAKE BEST KIDNAPPING EVER]
hairdecs: (But thou must!)

[personal profile] hairdecs 2012-03-20 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, really? All by yourself?
bloodthirsts: (Chitter chatter)

video.

[personal profile] bloodthirsts 2012-03-20 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
Pollinate -- [Oh right, the costume] I'm sure I'll be fine, don't worry.
acclimatized: (hit me double hard.)

[personal profile] acclimatized 2012-03-20 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ john's already pulling on his jacket and stirring up interest from blackheath by rushing around. he briefly thinks about taking one of the revolvers with him, but ultimately decides against it -- smacking this bloke in the face will be far more satisfying. and it nots like he needs much else. ]

No promises.
Edited 2012-03-20 00:34 (UTC)
acemedium: (hay gaiz wuts going on in this thread)

[Video]

[personal profile] acemedium 2012-03-20 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Ch...
motioned: (who builds handsome sturdy walls)

video;

[personal profile] motioned 2012-03-20 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT...]

Maya, you've gotta get out of there!
motioned: (bourrée in e minor.)

video;

[personal profile] motioned 2012-03-20 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
Then you're a jerk!
blackmoonrising: (sulk)

[video]

[personal profile] blackmoonrising 2012-03-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Then I guess that means you're looking to do this the hard way.
ace_attorney: (~ seriously guys? wow)

video;

[personal profile] ace_attorney 2012-03-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
...Wait, your solution to being kidnapped is to kidnap someone?

(Talk about an eye for an eye... Wait, that's...)

Maya...? He didn't penetrate his sting into your b...

(That didn't sound so weird until it started coming out of my mouth!)

Uhhh, that is... Look, whoever you are, you definitely picked the wrong person to kidnap.
tinyvampiregod: (Fanged Grin)

[personal profile] tinyvampiregod 2012-03-20 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
No. [On both counts, though he won't repeat himself to answer both questions.]

Are those your costumed agencies?
fightswithpurpose: (fight!)

[personal profile] fightswithpurpose 2012-03-20 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
By all means. Take all the time that you need.

[She's still on her way to come and collect a bitty. Hopefully you'll be distracted by mouthing off to people on the network so that violence won't be needed.]

fightswithpurpose: (Default)

[Video]

[personal profile] fightswithpurpose 2012-03-20 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
Chocolate it is, then. I'll see you soon.
fightswithpurpose: (cute)

[video]

[personal profile] fightswithpurpose 2012-03-20 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll race you there. Milkshakes are on me.
fightswithpurpose: (smile)

video;

[personal profile] fightswithpurpose 2012-03-20 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
I am already on my way to get her back. We are getting milkshakes. Do you want one?

laurice: (✦ Because I keep getting lost)

[personal profile] laurice 2012-03-20 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
Whaddaya mean, it's not?
laurice: (✦ Let's commit the perfect crime.)

[personal profile] laurice 2012-03-20 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
No way! That thing pulls us all here and when it goes haywire, so do our powers!
jokerofcrime: of your chosen occupation (I have seven problems)

Video;

[personal profile] jokerofcrime 2012-03-20 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
HEY! What's that supposed t' mean?

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