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[greenshift]

[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]

:|

[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]

i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(

[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]

also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help

[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]

Comments

[gunsling]

[ MOMENTARY HATE. ]

Ill have you know i have absolutely no problems where young women are concerned!

[ Well... he does, but not the problems that Dave is suggesting he has. ]

[rehashes]

yeah sure thing casanova whatever you say
you dont gotta get defensive theyre just bracelets dude

[gunsling]

Im just setting the record straight here.
Since you apparently wanted to label me a bottom bitch.
Whatever that even means!
Nothing flattering im sure.

[plushrumpus]

[oh my fucking god kill him he can't handle all these teenagers.]

bullshit.
its pretty much only the highest title you can bestow upon a person.
only the pimp daddy can do it.
but hey if you dont want it either i guess ill look elsewhere.

[gunsling]

You can look elsewhere i dont want it!

[plushrumpus]

ouch.
well. your loss.

[gunsling]

As broken up about it as im sure you are about the whole thing i have full faith in your ability to find someone else to take the title.

[plushrumpus]

damn right you do.
being the pimp daddy is a title you gotta earn too yknow.

[gunsling]

Ive heard its not easy.
Im sure the case of colorful characters that are undoubtably in your employment are very happy.