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jαde нαrley ❄ ɢαrdeɴɢɴoѕтιc ([personal profile] greenshift) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2012-03-17 10:56 am

video + text

[ The video feed switches on, revealing a room at the starter apartments - a bedroom, actually, which is mostly apparent because one can see parts of a bed, including a lump under the blankets and a head of tousled blonde hair poking out. But never mind that, because the video gets adjusted to focus in on a thirteen year old girl with black hair who is sitting on said bed and who'll be familiar to some of you. She gives the feed a look, and...starts to type. Well, okay, guess she doesn't want to wake the other girl. ]

:|

[ Let's hazard a guess that she's not very happy right now. ]

i was going to talk about these pretty new bracelets i bought today!
i was looking for something else, but they were really cute so i bought some
except.............
theres been a mix up and im pretty sure its because of someone whose name starts with d and ends with strider!!!!!!!!!
>:(


[ She gives the camera a seriously unamused look and then angles it to a pile of rubber bracelets on the bedspread! There are a few that were apparently somehow saved from a certain boy's scourge, and they're all cute and flower-shaped and stuff, and then some are just. Really. Unfortunate. Seriously, what the hell company made those terrible knock-offs shaped into inappropriate insults??? The feed turns back to her and then she types again. ]

also i want to know if anyone knows where i can find a good store of uranium!!
ive been looking around but i couldnt find anything
and i dont know how to power my cookalizer without it
a lot of people hadnt even HEARD of a cookalizer before!!!!
so i had to try to make one myself from the microwave :/
but i wont know if it works until i have something for it to run on
so id really appreciate it if anyone can help


[ She pauses in her typing, looks back at her fingers on the keyboard, one of which has a bit of yellow string tied around it, and frowns thoughtfully (sort of blankly, even). She starts to type something, backspaces, then ends the feed. ]
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
sure we cant work something out.
like compensation.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
i dunno.
what if theyre ultra rare super special obscene edition that failed to get approved.
and this was just a fluke batch that snuck out and got shipped out.
this could be a one in a million find.
i dont wanna waste the rest of my days searching when the treasure is just sitting there.
unwanted and unloved.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
you know it may seem weird but theres a reason these exist.
some people might genuinely appreciate them.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
and i am.
so you want me to get you a refund or not.
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VIDEO

[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sup, you get a video this time, a rather crumpled-looking bill in his fingerless gloved-hand, and... is that Dave yelling in the background.]

This enough?
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You got change?

[That yelling is definitely getting closer. Just so you know.]
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TEXT

[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-17 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Huh. Well, good, at least she's with friends.

NO HE WASN'T CONCERNED SHUT UP]


making a fuckin ruckus.
just for the hell of it im sure.
you know how boys are.
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[personal profile] plushrumpus 2012-03-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
good.
aight im outtie.