Eleventh Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The video opens with Loki sitting at a kitchen table, covered in empty egg cartons, Cadbury wrappers and Red Bull cans]

Had someone introduced my prior incarnation to these delicious creations, I might never have attempted to take over or otherwise destroy Midgard.

[A small groan as he sits up straighter] And thus I have decided to share the deliciousness with everyone.

[A pause and he spells out] P. S. they'll not change back. [Then grins and the feed cuts.]

[OOC: As always, the Lux is exempt. Elaine scares him.]

Comments

permavideo

[dr_orpheus]

It was reassuring to learn that this was not a localized effect.

permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

Did you eat them? I promise they are harmless. Aside from their natural addicting properties.

[dr_orpheus]

No. I was not really in the mood for scrambled Cadbury egg when I broke it open into my frying pan this morning.

[doeswhathewants]

But that sounds delicious.

...especially with bacon. Ah! I have invented something new and interesting.

[dr_orpheus]

You have obviously never eaten anything to the point of getting sick on it.

[doeswhathewants]

Ew, no. Why would I do that?

[dr_orpheus]

It is not usually intentional, but a side effect of overindulging.

[doeswhathewants]

Their own fault for having no self control, then.

[dr_orpheus]

And you are a paragon of self control?

[doeswhathewants]

Yes. [He's messing with you.]

[dr_orpheus]

Then you immortal types must have your own dictionaries.

[doeswhathewants]

That would be rather silly if we are speaking human languages.

[dr_orpheus]

Then does that unique definition of self control have some magical source?

[doeswhathewants]

I'm not attempting to summon outer gods, take over the island or see who would survive if I unleashed zombie apocalypse on the island. Keep that in mind.

[dr_orpheus]

Hooray for diminished expectations.

[doeswhathewants]

Everyone's a critic.