Voice ✞ 004 ✞

[servingfather]

[There's nothing but silence and Michael's voice coming over the NV.]

It's only been nine days into the month and there's already so much happening. And that's without the added fun of new arrivals. I can barely imagine how exciting the rest of the month will be. Normally I'd just sit back and watch it all unfold but seeing as how my entire family is involved someway or another it's not really an option.

[Honestly, children. Does Michael need to get leashes for all of you? Does "not drawing attention to ourselves" mean anything?]

Since the people of my world seem to enjoy stirring up trouble I started to wonder what everyone else did for fun. What do you take pleasure in doing?

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I do believe all of you and I need to have a conversation about telling people certain things about our world. I'd hate to have an in-person visit with anyone you've ever talked to just to ensure that the shenanigans over the past few days don't repeat. [Yes, it's shenanigans because it was Crowley who died and Michael doesn't give any fucks about the demon. No, he won't elaborate on any details from the side he's sort of taken.]

Comments

[servingfather]

With or without alcohol? [Laughs.]

[hostage]

Shit, you kidding?

[servingfather]

How many ended up in the hospital then from drinking so much?

[hostage]

Most of them probably got wheeled out in body bags by the time it was over, yo.

[servingfather]

And how long did it take for you to remember what day it was?

[hostage]

I still don't remember!

[servingfather]

Today is Friday and if I'm not mistaken, a good night to go out on the town.

[hostage]

Yeahhh, right on. I'm about to hit the club.

[servingfather]

Have a drink for me since I'm stuck babysitting.

[Babysitting a full-grown man, but whatev, still babysitting to the archangel.]

[hostage]

Totally, man. I'm Jesse, by the way.

[servingfather]

Michael. Are you a new arrival?

[hostage]

Yeah. Got here like a week ago.

[servingfather]

Welcome to alternate Canada, Jesse. I take it you've been filled in on our situation.

[hostage]

Uh huh. It's pretty much the coolest thing ever. Everyone keeps expecting me to freak out and I'm like, yo, the only freaking out I'm doing is the good kind.

[servingfather]

What kind of things are you freaking out over?

[hostage]

It's an island full of superheroes and monsters, yo!

[Isn't that self-explanatory?]

[servingfather]

Every young boy's dream come true. This place certainly has plenty of both.

[Not to him, but then again Michael's never had any superhero idols or had to dream up monsters.]

[hostage]

Seriously!

[He doesn't understand why no one else seems excited about it.]

[servingfather]

Have you discovered your new ability yet?

[Because no one else is a ten year old boy trapped in a man's body?]

[hostage]

Nah, not yet. Working on it, though.