sirenspull | Tenth Trick: Permavideo

[The NV flicks on, propped up on a table, focused on Loki who sits cross legged on the floor, a baby sling across his chest. The sling is occupied by a lump that is invisible to most, save for a hot pink mohawk and a hot pink collar with a little silver hammer shaped tag dangling from it. The hellhound looks plump and happy to everyone who can see her.]

This- [He speaks with his head bent over the hellhound] -is Thora. Say hello, Thora-

[He helps her wave a faintly pink paw at the NV and she tries to nip his fingers in retaliation]

She's kind of the best hellhound ever. [In that condescending way only thirteen year old boys are capable of. And then suddenly serious, green fire in his eyes] And if anyone were to harm her, I would put their insides onto their outsides and join her in having a nibble. Just saying.

[And then that jovial demeanor returns again.] I've been learning much about the mortal world thanks to Google- the browser of webs. But so much information conflicts. I wish to know more. Midgard and humans are so different than what I always thought.

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More and more interesting.

Is it?

I meant you. [He says in that vaguely condescending 'the human did something interesting' but he's getting better at losing that tone because he really means it.]

What's so interesting about me? [ That sounds more self-depreciating than it's intended to be. ]

Intelligence. Playing to one's strengths.

I figured it would be good practice.

Double entendre or unintentional double meaning?

... The latter, because I don't know what it was I supposedly just said.

Good practice physically and good practice mentally- ah, it isn't important.

... I wouldn't talk about that to a kid. [ Clears his throat a little bit. ]

I meant the strategy of the game ... not sure what you're talking about though.

I don't either. [ Pause. ] Anyway, it's worth a watch if you ever catch a game on TV.

I heard TV rots ones brain and since I cannot afford another lifetime of a rotten brain ...

Who told you that? It does not.

I read it. On the internet. I am told that the internet does not lie.

The internet lies a lot.

Oh. How unfortunate. About what?

About everything, pretty much.

[Sigh] That is annoying.

Yeah. You're better off just sticking to books.

While I enjoy books, they do not seem up to date on the issues that I need to learn of.

The... like, hipsters? And surgeries?

Exactly.

Relevant things, Harry.

Well, there might be some useful information about that online.

But you said everything was lies.

[And he might be having a bit of fun at your expense at this point.]

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