Tenth Trick: Permavideo

[doeswhathewants]

[The NV flicks on, propped up on a table, focused on Loki who sits cross legged on the floor, a baby sling across his chest. The sling is occupied by a lump that is invisible to most, save for a hot pink mohawk and a hot pink collar with a little silver hammer shaped tag dangling from it. The hellhound looks plump and happy to everyone who can see her.]

This- [He speaks with his head bent over the hellhound] -is Thora. Say hello, Thora-

[He helps her wave a faintly pink paw at the NV and she tries to nip his fingers in retaliation]

She's kind of the best hellhound ever. [In that condescending way only thirteen year old boys are capable of. And then suddenly serious, green fire in his eyes] And if anyone were to harm her, I would put their insides onto their outsides and join her in having a nibble. Just saying.

[And then that jovial demeanor returns again.] I've been learning much about the mortal world thanks to Google- the browser of webs. But so much information conflicts. I wish to know more. Midgard and humans are so different than what I always thought.

Comments

[yakyuu]

Sounds awesome! [Jirou gives an affronted bark as if he knows he is being discussed and Yamamoto looks at his dog again.] Ahaha, I bet blue would do it.

So she's named for your brother? Hmm.. Does he like pink too?

[doeswhathewants]

Ah- he likes red. And that's kind of like pink.

[Not that Thor would probably notice or care.]

You ought to be careful, should you try it, and lock the door, lest your dog escape and track dye throughout your house.

[yakyuu]

Sure is! [He gives a happy laugh.] Thanks for the advice!

Say... you said something about um... mid-gar? You wanna know about it?

[doeswhathewants]

Migdard, yes. And Midgardians. Humans, mostly. But learning more about other species of sentient beings would be helpful.

[yakyuu]

Right! Sorry, I don't know anything about that. But I could tell you a little about humans, I guess.

[doeswhathewants]

Humans are Midgardians. [A grin] Simply not the only ones. Then tell me! Something interesting. Something... socially relevant!

[yakyuu]

Oh, really? I didn't know I was a mid-guardian, ahaha! Something ...socially-relevant...... Baseball is the greatest sport on Earth!

[doeswhathewants]

Baseball looks boring.