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[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

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Comments

[olderthanyourjesus]

Not really interested in shifter anyway.

[shifting]

...So it's true? Shifters just - taste bad?

[olderthanyourjesus]

Not bad. Just different. Werewolf is bad.

[shifting]

Now that doesn't surprise me.

[olderthanyourjesus]

It's... like eating mangy dog. Constant wet dog smell. And meat that's just too raw. Which is saying something.

[shifting]

Nasty.

[olderthanyourjesus]

I wouldn't advise it.