[video]

[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

[click]

Comments

Voice; private

[shifting]

And what would "no choice" mean in this case?

Voice; private

[manofthenorth]

If I were dead, or the building burned down.

Voice; private

[shifting]

...Fair enough.

[shifting]

...So it's true? Shifters just - taste bad?

Re: [video]

[shifting]

That's not the sort of act we usually host.

[shifting]

We'll still ask for you I.D.

[shifting]

...'Cause it wouldn't make sense for me to taste bad.

voice;

[shifting]

Afraid of vampires?

Might be best.

[shifting]

But from a girl it'd be an insult?

[olderthanyourjesus]

Not bad. Just different. Werewolf is bad.

[shifting]

Now that doesn't surprise me.

[shifting]

I doubt India'll happen. But it's a nice thought.

[Offline]

[shifting]

Let's go to the docks.

[wagging]

[doeswhathewants]

I do not have an I.D. as I am no citizen of any country on Midgard.

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

Oh no. He just hates them. And thinks the zombies are vampires. And asked us if we were vampires when our groups met up.

I'd say so. That's skeevy enough even if there weren't any vampires.

[magnetic_magpie]

Why not? I didn't believe I would make it there either.

[hisoldgirl]

I'm not sure I understand.

[olderthanyourjesus]

It's... like eating mangy dog. Constant wet dog smell. And meat that's just too raw. Which is saying something.

voice;

[shifting]

Damn straight.

[shifting]

Nasty.

[shifting]

...I don't think I do either, so don't feel too bad.

[shifting]

Travellin' the States was enough for me.

[shifting]

You'd better sign up for one from the city then, at least if you want a drink in my bar.

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

If I could, I'd high five you.

[olderthanyourjesus]

I wouldn't advise it.