[video]

[shifting]

All right. We're havin' an event at Merlotte's. It's been too damn long and I've missed the big ones, so I'm decidin' right now that one's happening. ....Wednesday. There, it's decided. M'callin' it "Take Back The Night". There'll be live music and drink specials and all sorts of good times. Just for fun, it'll be a semi-formal theme.

We're also still hirin' for a number of positions, and I'm in need of an assistant manager in a pretty bad way. Come on in for an interview any day this week between 2 an' 4.

[reaching over to shut off the monitor. Stops. Squints.]

...And I'd just like to say to certain unnamed parties that I taste just fine, so fuck you.

[click]

Comments

[Offline]

[thelightbringer]

Demon blood. Just back home. [Shrug.]

It's disgusting, but it was like being on dialysis. Either drink the blood, or lose the vessel. I don't need it here, before you let that scare you off.

[shifting]

Hopefully this'll be died down by then.

[Offline]

[shifting]

Yeah, but that doesn't really make you a good judge on it, does it? I mean, it's not somethin' you could taste the peculiarities of like a vampire could.

voice;

[shifting]

Eric bein' a jackass. He said my blood tastes awful 'cause I'm a shapeshifter.

[voice]

[ergomaniac]

But you do bathe regularly. What would it matter if some oversexed, condescending idiot whose only claim to fame is making even worse this city's already-hideous nightlife said otherwise? Frankly, he probably would not know a good smell if presented with one clearly labeled and categorized, as he's no doubt spent a long time now with cheap bad cologne in his nostrils.

[magnetic_magpie]

It might have. Even still, I'll keep watch going to while.

Are you planning anything special food wise or just drinks?

[Offline]

[thelightbringer]

I might. I could tell your soul was different when I met you.

voice;

[axemeaquestion]

Taste? [PAAAAUSE.] Please don't tell me that means what I think it means.

[aka vampires obviously but she figures he gets the gist.]

voice;

[awakenings]

...How would he know what you taste like?

[Video]

[shifting]

[but Sam considers himself human, fiercely, which is something he thinks but doesn't say.]

We all just need a night off.

[Video]

[shifting]

Damn right. Goddamn stuck-up vampire...

[shifting]

I don't! But I know I can't taste awful.

video/private;

[shifting]

I've kept the club open all week.

voice;

[shifting]

Nobody's bit me, if that's what you're worried about.

video/private;

[momchester]

But you didn't announce a special event over the Network all week.

[paterelohim]

But what if you do?

[Video]

[thelittlestbub]

[Different worlds. She's bought the hype that the humans keep shoving at her: that she's not human. Doesn't mean she's better or worse, she's just... a mutant.]

I can agree with that. Drinking, dancing, the whole nine yards? With... lots of food?

Re: [Video]

[bloodthirsts]

[Ah awkwaaard.]

Who's that?

[voice]

[manofthenorth]

That is a slur on my character, Mr. Edgeworth, and quite unprovoked, I might add.

[voice]

[ergomaniac]

Then take me to court for slander. What are you doing smelling Mr. Merlotte?

[voice]

[manofthenorth]

I have an incredibly acute sense of smell, so I have little choice in the matter. You might ask him about his sense of smell at some point, I'm told the two are much the same.

[voice]

[ergomaniac]

Tell me, Mr. Northman: why do you think this is the right time for provocations?

[video]

[pandorabox]

[... noooot sure how to address the last part, so--]

Hiring for what kinda positions?

Video

[tea_lover64]

[ Iroh is genuinely a little confused about the statement. Didn't people genuinely not want to be eaten?]

Ah, I would like to help you, but I'm afraid I am starting to overextend myself. I hope you'll find the help you need, Sam.

[He pauses for a moment deciding whether to broke the other subject. He can't help but mention, with a curious expression on his face ]

Why are you concerned with how you taste?

[voice]

[manofthenorth]

It is you, Mr. Edgeworth, who is attempting to provoke me. I am merely conveying the facts, as I know them. In absolute innocence.