ninth jump \\ [video]

[classdismissed]

[The video cuts on very suddenly. The fact that the camera is angled down at a pair of black boots on a grassy field suggests that it's not entirely intentional. The owner of said boots sounds like he's on the verge of either a complete breakdown or some kind of homicidal rampage.

The view shakes violently as Griffin gestures emphatically.]

Yes, I know how to work my bloody NV, I've been here!

Look pal, you need to calm down. I know, it's scary--

You're not listening. Tell me what the date is or the only scary thing that's gonna happen is me snapping your neck.

... January 27th, 2012.

[There's a long beat before Griffin answers. He's less angry and more shaken now.]

It hasn't even been two weeks? You're telling me that--

[Just as accidentally as it had been started, the video ends when Griffin tightly grips his NV and happens on the wrong button.]

[[OOC: Surprise? Griffin is returning after spending about two months in his world. Nothing extraordinary happened to him.]]

Comments

[Voice]

[classdismissed]

[He is full of sarcasm instead of fucks to give today.]

Guess all you need is something from Prada.

World peace. What's it matter to you?

[Voice]

[integrity]

You say that as if I don't already own something from Prada, let's be serious for a moment, honestly.

[GOD, GRIFFIN.]

Care to share the secret on how that is possible?

[Voice]

[classdismissed]

World peace or interdimensional travel? Either way, you're really barking up the wrong tree, mate.

[Voice]

[integrity]

Can't blame me for attempting to start up a conversation with someone who would rather complain about their menstruation cycle than say something fascinating.

[Voice]

[classdismissed]

Do you... have a point? Really, is there anything to your existence besides sticking your nose where it doesn't belong and being a fake devil?

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[integrity]

[Up until this point, Crowley has been fairly lighthearted, but now, he chuckles coldly to himself. You've gone and offended him, Griffin, hdu. :C]

I always have a point.

[And then, Crowley gets to business, because fuck you kindly.]

When you arrived back in your own pathetic example of a world, did you remember the Port?

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[classdismissed]

[Look man, Griffin's been used and abused like a cosmic chew toy. He doesn't have the patience for these shenanigans. Although it does say something that Griffin, so temperamental at the moment that he would strike the first person to breathe funny in his general direction, doesn't leap to the defense of his home world once insulted.]

No. [That's bitten out harshly. Someone is unhappy with that development.] Not a thing.

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[integrity]

Marvelous.

[Crowley doesn't sound like it's so marvelous.]

And inconvenient.

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[classdismissed]

Did I just ruin some evil demon plot?

[He likes it when he's not the only one pissed off.]

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[integrity]

Of course not, because I'm not evil, simply charming.

[Quite pleasantly.]

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[classdismissed]

The most pleasant Satan knockoff there ever was.

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[integrity]

You haven't met Meg.

[Talk about a Satan knockoff if there ever was one. Disgusting whore.]

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[classdismissed]

Ex-demon girlfriend?

[Voice // Private // Unhackable]

[integrity]

I would rather dig salt into my eyes.