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花村 陽介 -Yosuke Hanamura- ([personal profile] inthejunk) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2013-03-06 08:00 am

Video...in which there is an abundance of scones

[Dawn is barely even trying to tickle the sky awake, but that doesn't seem to be squashing the enthusiasm of that annoying kid who either delivers or abuses pastries for a living -it's difficult to tell at times. There he is, with the usual shit eating customer service grin, hair rustling in the chilly breeze and full of fat, half-melted snowflakes. They don't seem to be bothering him at all.]

Attention, everyone. I'm Hanamura Yosuke. Hello to anyone who is new. There's good news this morning! Due to the weather, the scones from yesterday couldn't be sold at the Funtom bakery. I've had to come up with ways to use them, so I thought I would share.

[It's probably not a good idea to leave a somewhat resentful teenager to his own devices in a place of business. Or so one would believe, given what follows.]

If you grind them up like cat litter, they unstick snow-stuck cars. They can also be used as paper weights, and nut crackers. Some of the children on the playground have used them for stick ball! Really, the uses are endless. So please take them away before someone tries to eat one and breaks a tooth again.

[That slightly sarcastic and generally mean spirited bit of "advertisement" aside, the kid suddenly grows serious.]

Ah...there is one more use for them that I came up with. Since I didn't have anyone to ask for a blessing, I think the direct route will have to do.

[And there, behind him in the snow as he turns and pans the camera out, is one last (and equally unfirtunate) demonstration. There's something written out, huge and painstakingly, all in blueberry scone. There's even a heart made of sprinkled dried cranberry around it, which has bloomed up like rose petals with the moisture of the snow:]

MARRY ME NILL

tea_lover64: (Facepalm)

[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-06 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why Yosuke, just why]

Isn't it better to usually confer with the lady in question before making such an announcement?
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[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-06 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
TV isn't real life, Yosuke. There is a certain amount of grace and dignity that such things require. I would suggest sending her some flowers as an apology.
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[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-07 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
The asking is not what the problem here.

[He lifts an eyebrow]

It is how you asked.

[He strokes his beard]

Besides, it is always a nice gesture, so long as she is not allergic.
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[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-07 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives Yosuke a bit of a look]

If you plan on having a wife, you'll have to learn to apologize even if you aren't sorry.
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[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-07 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, not to put too fine a point on it. But, the gesture may help decide that in a favorable way.

[Its like he has to spell out everything for you]
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[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-07 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He'll sigh a little]

Youth is wasted on the young. It is the gesture that is important, being thoughtful and considerate of her feelings, and not simply your own.
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[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-07 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Measure your passion against some patience and understanding. It is always tempting to rush forward to get to be a place where we have yet to reach. Enjoy where you are, and be patient for the change you desire. If it is meant to be, it will happen.
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[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-08 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Luckily since you have already asked the question, you now only await the reply. She'll let you know when she is ready. Show her love, without being smothering about it.
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[personal profile] tea_lover64 2013-03-10 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, sometimes it is.