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花村 陽介 -Yosuke Hanamura- ([personal profile] inthejunk) wrote in [community profile] sirenspull2013-03-06 08:00 am

Video...in which there is an abundance of scones

[Dawn is barely even trying to tickle the sky awake, but that doesn't seem to be squashing the enthusiasm of that annoying kid who either delivers or abuses pastries for a living -it's difficult to tell at times. There he is, with the usual shit eating customer service grin, hair rustling in the chilly breeze and full of fat, half-melted snowflakes. They don't seem to be bothering him at all.]

Attention, everyone. I'm Hanamura Yosuke. Hello to anyone who is new. There's good news this morning! Due to the weather, the scones from yesterday couldn't be sold at the Funtom bakery. I've had to come up with ways to use them, so I thought I would share.

[It's probably not a good idea to leave a somewhat resentful teenager to his own devices in a place of business. Or so one would believe, given what follows.]

If you grind them up like cat litter, they unstick snow-stuck cars. They can also be used as paper weights, and nut crackers. Some of the children on the playground have used them for stick ball! Really, the uses are endless. So please take them away before someone tries to eat one and breaks a tooth again.

[That slightly sarcastic and generally mean spirited bit of "advertisement" aside, the kid suddenly grows serious.]

Ah...there is one more use for them that I came up with. Since I didn't have anyone to ask for a blessing, I think the direct route will have to do.

[And there, behind him in the snow as he turns and pans the camera out, is one last (and equally unfirtunate) demonstration. There's something written out, huge and painstakingly, all in blueberry scone. There's even a heart made of sprinkled dried cranberry around it, which has bloomed up like rose petals with the moisture of the snow:]

MARRY ME NILL

moveslikestrider: (I don't mind if we never get out.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-03-06 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
No. Because dating is one of those things that introduces you to all the good and bad parts of a person to see if cooperation for the long term is even possible. It tends not to work ninety percent of the time, but there are those times it will.

Even people who have known each other for years don't work out most of the time, because they don't know each other all the way through. Everyone holds pieces of themselves back and it isn't always things the other person will like. You randomly coming out of the blue with this marriage stuff makes me concerned.

All I'm hearing from you is 'we we we' while you dismiss there could be problems with your approach. Every reply is defensive or, attempting to shut down anything you don't want to hear.

You have one thing you want to hear, and you're not getting it. Because dude, reality is not some pretty little fantasy where everything works out without work and time put into it.

You're hearing concerns because you jumped the gun then reacted like you don't know what the hell you're doing.
moveslikestrider: (I don't give a shit.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-03-06 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
This isn't about winning, way to miss the point and prove it at the same time.
moveslikestrider: (Make it okay.)

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[personal profile] moveslikestrider 2013-03-06 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
It's called think this through. [Then he cuts the feed because if he doesn't he'll be challenging you to a strife you. will. not. win.]