花村 陽介 -Yosuke Hanamura- (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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sirenspull2013-03-06 08:00 am
inthejunk) wrote in sirenspull2013-03-06 08:00 am
Video...in which there is an abundance of scones
[Dawn is barely even trying to tickle the sky awake, but that doesn't seem to be squashing the enthusiasm of that annoying kid who either delivers or abuses pastries for a living -it's difficult to tell at times. There he is, with the usual shit eating customer service grin, hair rustling in the chilly breeze and full of fat, half-melted snowflakes. They don't seem to be bothering him at all.]
Attention, everyone. I'm Hanamura Yosuke. Hello to anyone who is new. There's good news this morning! Due to the weather, the scones from yesterday couldn't be sold at the Funtom bakery. I've had to come up with ways to use them, so I thought I would share.
[It's probably not a good idea to leave a somewhat resentful teenager to his own devices in a place of business. Or so one would believe, given what follows.]
If you grind them up like cat litter, they unstick snow-stuck cars. They can also be used as paper weights, and nut crackers. Some of the children on the playground have used them for stick ball! Really, the uses are endless. So please take them away before someone tries to eat one and breaks a tooth again.
[That slightly sarcastic and generally mean spirited bit of "advertisement" aside, the kid suddenly grows serious.]
Ah...there is one more use for them that I came up with. Since I didn't have anyone to ask for a blessing, I think the direct route will have to do.
[And there, behind him in the snow as he turns and pans the camera out, is one last (and equally unfirtunate) demonstration. There's something written out, huge and painstakingly, all in blueberry scone. There's even a heart made of sprinkled dried cranberry around it, which has bloomed up like rose petals with the moisture of the snow:]
Attention, everyone. I'm Hanamura Yosuke. Hello to anyone who is new. There's good news this morning! Due to the weather, the scones from yesterday couldn't be sold at the Funtom bakery. I've had to come up with ways to use them, so I thought I would share.
[It's probably not a good idea to leave a somewhat resentful teenager to his own devices in a place of business. Or so one would believe, given what follows.]
If you grind them up like cat litter, they unstick snow-stuck cars. They can also be used as paper weights, and nut crackers. Some of the children on the playground have used them for stick ball! Really, the uses are endless. So please take them away before someone tries to eat one and breaks a tooth again.
[That slightly sarcastic and generally mean spirited bit of "advertisement" aside, the kid suddenly grows serious.]
Ah...there is one more use for them that I came up with. Since I didn't have anyone to ask for a blessing, I think the direct route will have to do.
[And there, behind him in the snow as he turns and pans the camera out, is one last (and equally unfirtunate) demonstration. There's something written out, huge and painstakingly, all in blueberry scone. There's even a heart made of sprinkled dried cranberry around it, which has bloomed up like rose petals with the moisture of the snow:]
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No. Now stop being a lazyass and go read it.
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I promised Nill I wouldn't call you names but you're making this really fucking hard on me here. Common sense. She said she appreciated what I was trying to do here. She said this came totally out of the blue. Read between the fucking lines.
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[And there's the sudden distress that probably should've kicked in sooner.]
She really said that?
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Like I said man, steps. You have to date someone before you ask them to marry you. I'm a fucking alien who doesn't even have the concept of marriage in my culture and I know that.
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Look, just tell her she doesn't have to give you an answer and instead see if she wants to date you for a while so she can think about it? If you actually love her, you shouldn't mind waiting to give her time.
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...but then, she had asked for it. And now he's kind of at a loss.]
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Look, take it from a guy who had to learn the hard way to listen to what a girl had to say about it and lost her because of it. Just trust me on this and take my advice.
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[But boy, does that come out hoarse.]
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[Or yes, but that's less important, isn't it?]
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